So here's the bet, there will be three :
1. I will provide my Washington state dental license. Alaska no longer provides a hard copy, it's verified online but I can show the one from last year. (I can copy and paste the email I received from the Alaska Department of Commerce, Community and Economic Development showing they no longer provide hard copies)
2. I will provide my dental school diploma.
3. As a bonus I will provide my current DEA license.
My name will be covered by 'anonymoose', 'anymouse' and/or 'aloysius' or any combination that you are welcome to name.
The validity of the documents will be verified by Phantasmal and Damo.
The first bet will result in the loser accusing the winner of being a pedophile resulting in a week's ban I'd assume.
The second bet will result in the loser again accusing the winner of being a pedophile after he is reinstated resulting in perhaps a month's ban.
The third bet will result in the loser again accusing the winner of being a pedophile after he is reinstated resulting in a permaban hopefully.
The odds are in your favor of winning. I have three licenses I must verify.
For you the stakes are quite high seeing your addiction to this place and obviously having no friends, family or healthy hobbies.
For me, not so much. In fact I'd welcome a permaban. Posting here is not healthy. So I actually have an incentive to lose.
Again, the odds are in your favor.