The federal government is calling me a prole

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I got 3k a year in subsidized student loans.

I must now hang up my mantle of leetness once and for all.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

I got 3k a year in subsidized student loans.

I must now hang up my mantle of leetness once and for all.

And the next step is when they call you a "parolee".

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

And the next step is when they call you a "parolee".

There is no federal parole system.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

There is no federal parole system.

You're not that interesting, so they'll probably just lock you up at the State level.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You're not that interesting, so they'll probably just lock you up at the State level.

Then what you said wouldn't even make sense.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Then what you said wouldn't even make sense.

Yes it does; because if they prosecute you at the State level, then you might be eligible for parole.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

You're an idiot.

 

[USFREEDOM911]

You're an idiot.

I bow to the master.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Nuh-uh!

 

[USFREEDOM911]

Nuh-uh!

Nuh-huh!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

it gets even worse....someday you'll have to pay it back....that's when you become a conservative....

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yep, I'll be struggling under the burden of the extra 0.1% of total taxes I'll pay due to the existence of the program. Because what's best for society at large is irrelevant to me, like a true conservative I'll believe I'm all that matters.

 

[Minister of Truth]

What gives, Watermark? You are a prole!!

And the individual is all that matters.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Because what's best for society at large is irrelevant to me, like a true conservative I'll believe I'm all that matters.

but that makes no sense....all the conservatives think you DON'T matter.....

 

[Mott the Hoople]

And the next step is when they call you a "parolee".

Not quite. The next step is Law School...then parolee!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Yes it does; because if they prosecute you at the State level, then you might be eligible for parole.

No, hes right. You're not making sense. Who in their right mind would grant Skidmark parole?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

it gets even worse....someday you'll have to pay it back....that's when you become a conservative....

No shit man.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

I'll be honest....what upsets me most is that WM qualified for loans.....don't they have standards any more?.....

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

There is no federal parole system.

yes there is

 

[/MSG/]

I just got my GI Bill approved. I get $1550 a month for living expenses and all my tuition is paid for for the next 3 years. And the living expenses I get even though I make a lot more at work (though admittedly I won't be working near as much since I'm a full time student starting January)