the highest i have ever been

[Irish Exit]

brick oven thin and charred none of this thick crust dominoes pieces of shit.

a sauce that just speaks to you

and the right blend of cheeses

then load it up with lots of sausage, spicy pepperoni, mushrooms, onions

lots of other shit.. nice and roasted and charred

and everytime you eat a slice, someone you dislike dies. and you can know it's happening as you are chewing. blissful.

Get the gut buster soda. You may be dehydrated which is adding to your buzz level.

 

[Jack]

My first thought was ... lack of pussy.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

motts wife is like a delivery pizza, in that multiple guys get a piece

You dumb ass....that's my Mom!

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I am a moderate and tolerant man, but do we really need this thread?

Before I can answer your question you'll have to answer this one...have you ever had the munchies?

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

You dumb ass....that's my Mom!

Seriously? Your mom is like a door knob and everyone gets a turn at her.

Yo momma so fat she lives in two different time zones

Yo momma asked me to help her move and I kicked the can down the street

 

[Cancel 2018.2]

Before I can answer your question you'll have to answer this one...have you ever had the munchies?

Never ever ever ever ever

Munchies are for wimps

I choose taco bell because I am a champion

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Never ever ever ever ever

Munchies are for wimps

I choose taco bell because I am a champion

 

[iolo]

Before I can answer your question you'll have to answer this one...have you ever had the munchies?

Wn I ddim. I don't speak that language

 

[PostmodernProphet]

You dumb ass....that's my Mom!

????....you married your mother?......

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Wn I ddim. I don't speak that language

Munchies are a uncontrollable desire for junk food often initiated by smoking weed.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

????....you married your mother?......

Are you calling me a mother fucker PiMP?

 

[iolo]

Munchies are a uncontrollable desire for junk food often initiated by smoking weed.

Ta. I used, in a sense, to smoke weed way back, but I found it interfered with serious smoking and drinking and it never took, and I was too anti-capitalist for junk food. What a puritan pillock!

 

[PostmodernProphet]

Are you calling me a mother fucker PiMP?

not me.......you!......