WILL
Do you buy all these books retail or do you send away
for like a shrink kit that comes with all these volumes
included?
SEAN
Do you like books?
WILL
Yeah.
SEAN
Did you read any of these books?
WILL
I dunno.
SEAN
How about any of these books?
WILL
Probably not.
SEAN
What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those?
WILL
Yeah, I read those.
SEAN
Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
WILL
Hey I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're
your books. What don't you read them?
SEAN
I did. I had to.
WILL
That must'a taken you a long time.
SEAN
Yeah, it did.
WILL
The United States of America, A Complete History,
Volume I. Jesus...You wanna read a real History book,
read Howard Zinn's People of the United States, that
book will fuckin' knock you on your ass.
SEAN
Better than Chomsky's Manufacturing Consent? You
think that's a good book?
WILL
You fuckin' people baffle me. Spend all your money on
these fuckin' fancy books you surround yourselves with
'em and they're the wrong fucking books.
SEAN
Then what're the right fuckin' books, Will?
WILL
Hey, whatever blows your hair back.