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Darla said:
I think if they are going to outlaw blowjobs, they should word it so that it is “especially” for married people, not “even” for married people. Because to tell you the truth once the magic is gone that is the first thing that gets dropped. Two years in, and I’m like, get out of here with that, would you? Why should some poor married lady not have the law to fall back on too…20 years into the marriage, you think she wants to do that? No way.
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Damn girl you are letting them in on all the secrets.

Well hell maybe they will start negociating blowjob rights within the marriage like Clinton did.
 
Yeah, it is. Seriously, there are only about five states in the US with an 18 year old age of consent. In Spain the age of consent is 13 :shock:.

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Oh yes a couple of times, the last one for 20 years.

Very very few men who are not gay do not ever get married.
But those few who do avoid it have a pocket full of money ;)
 
Desh said:
Damn girl you are letting them in on all the secrets.

Well hell maybe they will start negociating blowjob rights within the marriage like Clinton did.
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Well, the real secret is to find a guy who really gets off on giving it, especially if you provide a sound track. This way, when you cut him off, he won’t cut you off.

It’s really like having your cake and not eating it…well, it’s like having cake!
 
Darla said:
Well, the real secret is to find a guy who really gets off on giving it, especially if you provide a sound track. This way, when you cut him off, he won’t cut you off.

It’s really like having your cake and not eating it…well, it’s like having cake!
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I have always known that for most women a blowjob is false advertising. They are like "and if you buy right now you not only get access to normal good old fashion roll in the hay sex but I'll throw in a blowjob everyonce in a while too."

YOu know why the bride smiles as she walks down the aisle after she says I do? Because she KNOWS she has just given her last blowjob.
 
Socrtease said:
I have always known that for most women a blowjob is false advertising. They are like "and if you buy right now you not only get access to normal good old fashion roll in the hay sex but I'll throw in a blowjob everyonce in a while too."

YOu know why the bride smiles as she walks down the aisle after she says I do? Because she KNOWS she has just given her last blowjob.
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LOL. Well, not exactly Socrtease. I mean, first of all, I am more like the runaway bride, and second of all, it’s not that I trick anyone, it’s just that, you know, any desire to engage that kind of wears off quickly. It’s sort of the neck of sex…it’s the first thing to go.
 
New Mexico should be in black on that map. The age of consent depends on the age of the oldest person involved. If one is 13 then the oldest that the other can be is 17. It goes that way for every year until 17 when they drop the age differentiation. At 17, if the person says yes the other person can be 117.
 
Darla said:
LOL. Well, not exactly Socrtease. I mean, first of all, I am more like the runaway bride, and second of all, it’s not that I trick anyone, it’s just that, you know, any desire to engage that kind of wears off quickly. It’s sort of the neck of sex…it’s the first thing to go.
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Yeah but if HE stopped "goin' down on a muffin" you would probably begin to bitch. I used to joke with my ex-wife, I would do that and just before orgasm I would stop and pretend like it was time for coitus. She began to understand what it was like to start a blowjob only to stop just before blast off.
 
Socrtease said:
Yeah but if HE stopped "goin' down on a muffin" you would probably begin to bitch. I used to joke with my ex-wife, I would do that and just before orgasm I would stop and pretend like it was time for coitus. She began to understand what it was like to start a blowjob only to stop just before blast off.
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Bump for Darla
 
Socrtease said:
Yeah but if HE stopped "goin' down on a muffin" you would probably begin to bitch. I used to joke with my ex-wife, I would do that and just before orgasm I would stop and pretend like it was time for coitus. She began to understand what it was like to start a blowjob only to stop just before blast off.
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Ok, TMI! It is only ok if a girl tells the details Socrtease, don't you know that?
 
Socrtease said:
Yeah but if HE stopped "goin' down on a muffin" you would probably begin to bitch. I used to joke with my ex-wife, I would do that and just before orgasm I would stop and pretend like it was time for coitus. She began to understand what it was like to start a blowjob only to stop just before blast off.
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Darla said:
Ok, TMI! It is only ok if a girl tells the details Socrtease, don't you know that?
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Nope I have no sense of the appropriate and no internal editor. I say shit before I even think about it.
 
Damn................!

Way too much info going on here...however I do believe we have a 'Love Connection'...so when are soco and darla going to get a room?...cippie will be crushed though!
 
No room. unless my GF and our 21 month old can come too, and then it will just be a room with too many people in it.
 
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