The Top 50 Most Beautiful British Insults

Lowaicue said:
Or, when referring to America, Dollarlolly. But I havent actually heard that one for eons!Here are a couple more for you to research:
grockle
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One of the, er, lower classes uses it in the Inspector Lynley mysteries.

I'm not a grockle. I'm one of those meek individuals who says "may I have a minute of your time, please?", Mr. English In Hong Kong. :)
 
Lowaicue said:
There is a certain amount of wit associated with some Brit slang. I wonder if you remember the the term 'Bennies' used of the Falkland islanders by the Brit Pongos? Named after a mentally challenged youth in one of the soaps. The CO instructed the men not to use the term and that anyone heard referring to the islanders as Bennies would be severely punished.
Some time later, passing a group of soldiers the CO heard them refer to an islander as a 'still'. He asked, 'why do you call the Falkland Islanders 'stills'?' the answer was obvious. 'Because they are still Bennies even though we cannot say so.'
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Low come back!!
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
I'm not sure that no. 4 is British, no. 32 is spelt wassock not wazzock and no. 40 is daft as a brush not bush. Otherwise this guy knows his stuff!!


  1. Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
  2. Wanker – Idiot
  3. Slag – Whore, the worst kind
  4. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
  5. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
  6. Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
  7. Arsehole – Asshole
  8. Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
  9. Chav – White Trash / Low Class
  10. Dodgy – Shady character
  11. Git – Moron, Idiot
  12. Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
  13. Manky – Disgusting
  14. Minger – Very unattractive woman
  15. Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
  16. Naff – Tacky
  17. Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
  18. Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
  19. Pillock – Idiot
  20. Plonker – Idiot
  21. Prat - Idiot, asshole
  22. Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
  23. Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
  24. Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
  25. Twit – Idiot
  26. Knob Head – Dickhead
  27. Piss Off – Go Away
  28. Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
  29. Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
  30. Skiver – Lazy sod
  31. Knob – Dick
  32. Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
  33. Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
  34. Berk – Idiot
  35. Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
  36. Ankle-biters – Children
  37. Arse-licker – A sycophant
  38. Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
  39. Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
  40. Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
  41. Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
  42. Gannet – Greedy person.
  43. Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
  44. Ligger – freeloader
  45. Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
  46. Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
  47. Maggot – A despicable person
  48. Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
  49. Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
  50. Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
http://www.anglotopia.net/anglophilia/british-english-the-top-50-most-beautiful-british-insults/
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None of which are as uniquely eloquent as "Fuck you" and its varients. Fuck you bitch. Fuck you asshole. Fuck you motherfucker, Fuck you and your mother too. etc, etc.
 
All toms meanings, in reference to his slang listings are inaccurate.
He is clearly not a true Brit!!

From the top, wanker, a person who wanks.
Wanking=masturbating.
Tom got hold of a Japanese magazine article trying to explain the inexplicable.
To be is to understand.

However, after shagging pippa Middleton yesterday I tell you two facts.
She is as fit as fuck and the staff at Madame tousauds are a sack of miserable twats.
 
Aoxomoxoa said:
I'm not sure that no. 4 is British, no. 32 is spelt wassock not wazzock and no. 40 is daft as a brush not bush. Otherwise this guy knows his stuff!!


  1. Tosser – Supreme Asshole or jerk.
  2. Wanker – Idiot
  3. Slag – Whore, the worst kind
  4. Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys – The French
  5. Lost the plot – Gone crazy or completely stupid.
  6. Daft Cow – Dumb, large woman
  7. Arsehole – Asshole
  8. Barmy – Stupid or crazy.
  9. Chav – White Trash / Low Class
  10. Dodgy – Shady character
  11. Git – Moron, Idiot
  12. Gormless – Complete lack of common sense
  13. Manky – Disgusting
  14. Minger – Very unattractive woman
  15. Muppet – Dimwit (not the puppet variety)
  16. Naff – Tacky
  17. Nutter – Someone’s who’s clearly crazy
  18. Pikey – White trash – also used to slight Gypsies or Irish Travellers
  19. Pillock – Idiot
  20. Plonker – Idiot
  21. Prat - Idiot, asshole
  22. Scrubber – A nicer way to say slag
  23. Trollop – A lady of questionable morals
  24. Uphill Gardener – Another way of saying homosexual
  25. Twit – Idiot
  26. Knob Head – Dickhead
  27. Piss Off – Go Away
  28. Bell End – Dick Head (bell end also means penis)
  29. Lazy Sod – Useless idiot
  30. Skiver – Lazy sod
  31. Knob – Dick
  32. Wazzock – Someone so dumb they can only do manual labor (from Yorkshire)
  33. Ninny – Brilliant but inferior
  34. Berk – Idiot
  35. Airy-fairy – Not strong, weak.
  36. Ankle-biters – Children
  37. Arse-licker – A sycophant
  38. Arsemonger – A person that generate contempt.
  39. Chuffer – An annoying perfusion
  40. Daft as a bush – Silly, Crazy
  41. Dead from the neck up – Stupid.
  42. Gannet – Greedy person.
  43. Gone to the dogs – rotten, deteriorated
  44. Ligger – freeloader
  45. Like a dog with two dicks – Man whore
  46. Mad as a bag of ferrets – Crazy
  47. Maggot – A despicable person
  48. Mingebag – A bad person, an asshole who might be cheap.
  49. Not batting on a full wicket – Eccentric person a little crazy or odd.
  50. Plug-Ugly – Very Ugly person
http://www.anglotopia.net/anglophilia/british-english-the-top-50-most-beautiful-british-insults/
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and you're each and every one of these. How easy. What a maroon.
 
poet said:
and you're each and every one of these. How easy. What a maroon.
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That's as may be but I'm certainly not an uphill gardener like you or a minger. Oh and I'm not French either. You know the funny thing Aaron is that I don't actually dislike you, I think you are as mad as a box of frogs but you do have some musical talent.
 
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