The Twinkie Defense, or What Does “Uncompetitive” Mean?

[Mott the Hoople]

Marx is dead.

So are his brothers.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

I'm Threedee, dumbass.

Well, you finally admitted it.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Am I my fellow trinity member's keeper?

Probably. You're certainly the brightest of the Trinity. For some reason that scares the hell out of me though.

 

[Airstrip One]

So are his brothers.

But was he the definitive brother? Perhaps you should be calling him one of the brothers, and referring to another as Marx? I suppose we could compromise, and refer to either Zeppo or Gummo as Marx, so that no one's feelings are hurt. Zeppo was apparently the most tallented, and capable of playing each of the other brothers flawlessly, even though he rarely got to be funny himself. Gummo never went beyond Vaudeville, and was a businessman, so he's neutral ground (or should I say, shoes).

 

[Mott the Hoople]

But was he the definitive brother? Perhaps you should be calling him one of the brothers, and referring to another as Marx? I suppose we could compromise, and refer to either Zeppo or Gummo as Marx, so that no one's feelings are hurt. Zeppo was apparently the most tallented, and capable of playing each of the other brothers flawlessly, even though he rarely got to be funny himself. Gummo never went beyond Vaudeville, and was a businessman, so he's neutral ground (or should I say, shoes).

I think you will find that the secret to life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that you've got it made!

 

[Billy the Great Khan]

Would you cross a picket line?

If its in my way.

 

[signalmankenneth]

Twinkies bakers say they'd rather lose jobs than take pay cuts!

http://news.yahoo.com/twinkies-bakers-theyd-rather-lose-jobs-pay-cuts-075558559--finance.html

I support these workers! Sometimes you just got to make a stand?!!