Guno צְבִי
We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai
After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. He told them:“Don't eat the forbidden fruit.”
“We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!”
“No way!”
“Don't eat that fruit!” said God.
“Why?”
“Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God. A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break.
“Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit!?”
“Uh huh,” Adam replied.
“Then why did you?”
“I dunno,” Eve answered.
“She started it!” Adam said.
“DID NOT!!”
Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.