THE ULTIMATE FATHER

Guno צְבִי

We fight, We win, Am Yisrael Chai

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. He told them:

“Don't eat the forbidden fruit.”

“We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!”

“No way!”

“Don't eat that fruit!” said God.

“Why?”

“Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God. A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break.

“Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit!?”

“Uh huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?”

“I dunno,” Eve answered.

“She started it!” Adam said.

“DID NOT!!”

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.
 
Yeah, how about that wonderful father who almost sacrificed his son on a burning alter?
Wonderful.

He was no better that those who sacrificed their children to Moloch. The only reason he didn't do it was the intervention by a heavenly deity. He was just another religious fanatic.

What say you @Guno צְבִי ?
 
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I have been told that the Zionists cant stand Christians, but generally Christians are too ignorant to figure this out, they think that Zionists and Christians are on the same team.
 

After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve. He told them:

“Don't eat the forbidden fruit.”

“We got forbidden fruit? Hey, Eve...we got forbidden fruit!”

“No way!”

“Don't eat that fruit!” said God.

“Why?”

“Because I am your Father and I said so!" said God. A few minutes later God saw his kids having an apple break.

“Didn't I tell you not to eat the fruit!?”

“Uh huh,” Adam replied.

“Then why did you?”

“I dunno,” Eve answered.

“She started it!” Adam said.

“DID NOT!!”

Having had it with the two of them, God's punishment was that Adam and Eve should have children of their own.

LOL!

In all reality I personally think of the story of the forbidden fruit actually being an allegory for becoming an adult.

The fruit was from the TREE OF KNOWLEDGE OF GOOD AND EVIL. Before eating of it Adam and Eve were like children...innocent. No way to choose right from wrong. But upon growing up we start to learn that WE HAVE TO CHOOSE OUR ACTIONS ourselves, knowing which is good and which is bad. It is the responsibility of being an adult.

We are wholly responsible for our actions and must take ownership of them.

I think that's about the most powerful allegory in the OT.
 
Yeah, how about that wonderful father who almost sacrificed his son on a burning alter?
Wonderful.

He was no better that those who sacrificed their children to Moloch. The only reason he didn't do it was the intervention by a heavenly deity. He was just another religious fanatic.

What say you @Guno צְבִי ?
You should read the rest of that scripture, which explains why God commanded this act and then intervened.
 
Such an ignorant Goyim, converted :ROFLMAO: ??? How low can your goyim brain go? God sure didn't give goy-ah like you a sense of humor

As I said :

Judaism is not Christianity minus Jesus

Obviously, since a Christian is a believer of Jesus Christ and that He is who He says He is, namely the Son of God.

Jews (there are exceptions) don't believe Christ was the Son of God, come to save the Earth from it's sins (including the sin of Adam and Eve). If they believe Christ existed at all, that he was simply a teacher...a rabbi (or Rabboni...a teacher of teachers), and nothing more.
 
I have been told that the Zionists cant stand Christians, but generally Christians are too ignorant to figure this out, they think that Zionists and Christians are on the same team.
What do you think a 'Zionist' is? For that matter, what do you think 'Zion' is?
 
You should read the rest of that scripture, which explains why God commanded this act and then intervened.
I read it many times in my life. Only a religious fanatic would do what Abraham did.
Now that I am AWAKE, I view many things differently than the traditional view.
 
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