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[Lightbringer]

as they say....I don't need to outrun them..... I just need to outrun you.....

See, he gets it.

 

[Grugore]

Your answer was wrong. They don't run that fast.

That's what turned up on google. I looked again and the slowest speed I saw was 15mph. Can you run that fast?

 

[Lightbringer]

That's what turned up on google. I looked again and the slowest speed I saw was 15mph. Can you run that fast?

I don't need Google. I see them every year, on my property. They have little tiny legs and don't run that fast. But you have Google so tell me how this works.

 

[Grugore]

Your answer was wrong. They don't run that fast.

Here is what the experts say.
https://feralhogs.tamu.edu/frequently-asked-questions/frequently-asked-questions-wild-pigs/

 

[Lightbringer]

Here is what the experts say.
https://feralhogs.tamu.edu/frequently-asked-questions/frequently-asked-questions-wild-pigs/

Experts? I am an expert.