There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman

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An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."
 
An Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's £20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb..... Tidy yerself up a bit."

:rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
Hope it wasn't an English comb he gave her, it will only have 3 teeth.

Hey, the English have lots of teeth! They're just so crowded together that they look like just one big jagged tooth.

Sorry Tom et al., hope you know that I'm just joking, playing on a stereotype!
 
Tom, I thought you were trying to be kind to the Scots, so that they won't actually go through with threats of independence and so forth?
 
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English teeth
 
You know how you know the toothbrush was invented in the south? Because had it been anywhere else it would have been the Teethbrush.
 
I've never heard such things.

Mean as in thrifty. Scots are famous for that! I'm sure it has something to do with a land that is not particularly hospitable for agriculture, is damp and rocky and cold, and has a dearth of natural resources besides its people. Oh, and its dogs. :) So the few assets an individual may have are prized and are not parted with readily.
 
Mean as in thrifty. Scots are famous for that! I'm sure it has something to do with a land that is not particularly hospitable for agriculture, is damp and rocky and cold, and has a dearth of natural resources besides its people. Oh, and its dogs. :) So the few assets an individual may have are prized and are not parted with readily.

Ah thrifty, that I have heard. Thanks for the clarification.

Oh and I guess now is a good time to say I thought it was pretty funny.
 
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