Things I loved to do at work.

[NiftyNiblick]

My favorite day of work was the day I retired.
A few hugs.
A few kisses.
Put my personal stuff in the clichéd cardboard box.
Thank you, fuck you, bye bye, folks.
Went straight to my favorite restaurant.
Never looked back once...and I actually liked my work most of the time.

I was fifty-five years old and never had to live by a schedule again.
Got up when I'd slept enough.
Ate when I was hungry.
Retired for the night when I was tired.

I've been retired nearly twenty years, and except for being physically old, it's the best part of life.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon for NASA.

I got paid $100,000.00 a week.

You?

Liar. My cousin's husband was a rocket scientist for NASA. I know what they make, he told me.
Lying fucktard that's never had a job.

 

[Matt Dillon]

My favorite day of work was the day I retired.
A few hugs.
A few kisses.
Put my personal stuff in the clichéd cardboard box.
Thank you, fuck you, bye bye, folks.
Went straight to my favorite restaurant.
Never looked back once...and I actually liked my work most of the time.

I was fifty-five years old and never had to live by a schedule again.
Got up when I'd slept enough.
Ate when I was hungry.
Retired for the night when I was tired.

I've been retired nearly twenty years, and except for being physically old, it's the best part of life.

You're still an insufferable douche.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

You're still an insufferable douche.

I'm not in fucking Florida with the devolved DeSantis troglodytes.
That would indeed be insufferable.

My perpetual party at the Fontainebleau broke up years ago.
There's no going back.

 

[Nomad]

Liar. My cousin's husband was a rocket scientist for NASA. I know what they make, he told me.
Lying fucktard that's never had a job.

You mean this guy....?

I remember him.

He used to clean my office.

But I was not just a rocket scientist.

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon, moron.

Get your facts straight.

 

[Matt Dillon]

You mean this guy....?

I remember him.

He used to clean my office.

But I was not just a rocket scientist.

I was a rocket scientist/physicist/brain surgeon, moron.

Get your facts straight.

You've never had a real job, poofter.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I'm not in fucking Florida with the devolved DeSantis troglodytes.
That would indeed be insufferable.

My perpetual party at the Fontainebleau broke up years ago.
There's no going back.

You're all done, then.

Yayo run out, did it?

 

[NiftyNiblick]

You're all done, then.

I'm curious, Miss Kitty.
Have you ever even been to the Fontainebleau?
They were usually better than the Eden Roc at flushing out hookers who were loitering in the lobby.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I'm curious, Miss Kitty.
Have you ever even been to the Fontainebleau?
They were usually better than the Eden Roc at flushing out hookers who were loitering in the lobby.

Tbh, no. I know where it is, though.
Have you ever been to Sal's?

Why would I rent a hotel room when I have a home?

I had a Man O' War wrap around my leg 2 places down from the Fountainbleau.

Not a fan of that beach. Crushed shells, small beach, blah.

 

[NiftyNiblick]

Have you ever been to Sal's?

I used to go to Valenti's for Italian food.
Friends of mine.
Probably before your time.

 

[Matt Dillon]

I used to go to Valenti's for Italian food.
Friends of mine.
Probably before your time.

But you don't know about Sal's? Sal was a jew. It was awesome, though.

Sal's cranked up around 11 p.m. Hundreds of old jews standing in line.

Everything was half-off. My fave was hot pastrami on rye and a slice of devil's food chocolate cake and milk.

I did that a few times.

Idk, but that icing was made with lard. It was so good, though!

With that cold milk in a Sal's glass, hard to beat!

There was a decent Bavarian restaurant a block away.

I'd assume all that is gone now. Good times back in the day, though.

 

[Nomad]

I made $5 a blow job at the redneck fag bar.

I bet on a good night, you could clear $50, maybe $60.

Good4U.

 

[Bulletbob]

I think you're one of those guys that make things a lot harder than they need to be.

I like it when mine is so hard you can use it as a black jack

 

[Bulletbob]

How come it's always you rightwing blowhards who come up with the kind of chest-thumping bullshit we see in this thread?

Are you fuckers so insecure that you have to try to make strangers on the internet admire or envy you?

Where is that moron Dark Soul when you guys need him? He'd be right at home in this thread boasting about his imaginary classic car collection, his two make-believe houses and his amazing imaginary engineering/construction/contracting expertise.

You fuckers are beyond laughable.

no just wanted to share with you so of the things I enjoyed the most at work , why don't you do the same and tell us how much you like going down on the boss when no ones around except you and him.

 

[Nomad]

no just wanted to share with you so of the things I enjoyed the most at work , why don't you do the same and tell us how much you like going down on the boss when no ones around except you and him.

We call you Bullshitbob for good reason.

 

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I think he swallows....

One swallow doesn't make a Summer is Somad's motto.

 

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Liar. My cousin's husband was a rocket scientist for NASA. I know what they make, he told me.
Lying fucktard that's never had a job.

He's a lady gardener aka a pussy primper!