Things I've learned

Beefy

Beefy

Worst gambler ever
Unique things about Hawaii:

-Spam, the meat, is huge. Its everywhere.

-There are no pork sandwiches, only "pig" sandwiches

-No shoes in a home, ever

-Shower at night before bed, rather than in the morning

-Not recycling is a cardinal sin

-Nobody gives a shit what you drive, at all

-UH football is more important than anything that has ever existed in the universe

-There can never be enough ABC stores

-Hana Bay Rum supercedes all other rums

-Hawaiian Shirts are called "Aloha Shirts"

-Howzit.

-The shaka replaces the wave

-Eddia Aikau is God
 
But you forgot.........

Mainlanders not welcome!
Howlees go home!
The Big Kahuna Rocks!
The Little Kahuna drinks too much only hangs five!:D
Mobetta bruddah'
 
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Battleborne said:
Mainlanders not welcome!
Howlees go home!
The Big Kahuna Rocks!
The Little Kahuna drinks too much only hangs five!:D
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I've been pretty welcomed here, but there are areas on the Island that are not really considered safe for the haoles, mainly the west coast of the Island.

I haven't heard the "haole go home" yet, but I've only driven through the west side of the Island once.

The Big Kahuna is pretty cool, I got twisted there a few weeks ago and damned near picked up a hooker, but thought better of it.
 
Desh said:
Do they call you a howlee?
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Sometimes, but its not always considered derogatory. My roommate is a local, and she sometimes refers to me as "haole". But out here, there are many different contexts for Hawaiian words.
 
Golly gee...........

Cypress said:
there's this amazing new invention called airplanes, that allows one to hop around the islands at will.
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over the vets head again...The big Island is home of the 7th fleet...I don't think beefy wants to compete with sailors on shore leave...takes way mo money!
 
LOL..............

Beefy said:
I've been pretty welcomed here, but there are areas on the Island that are not really considered safe for the haoles, mainly the west coast of the Island.

I haven't heard the "haole go home" yet, but I've only driven through the west side of the Island once.

The Big Kahuna is pretty cool, I got twisted there a few weeks ago and damned near picked up a hooker, but thought better of it.
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don't spell it clinical...spell it like they say it...howlee'...ya the 'Big Kahuna' is once in a lifetime experience...for sure stay away from the hookers...ya won't get laid but ya may get taken by the girls big Kahuna BF!...!
 
Battleborne said:
don't spell it clinical...spell it like they say it...howlee'...ya the 'Big Kahuna' is once in a lifetime experience...for sure stay away from the hookers...ya won't get laid but ya may get taken by the girls big Kahuna BF!...!
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That's how haole's pronounce it "howlee", but the locals pronounce it hao leh.

Good mai tais at the Big Kahuna.
 
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Beefy said:
That's how haole's pronounce it "howlee", but the locals pronounce it hao leh.

Good mai tais at the Big Kahuna.
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are you a native...el beefy...the 'LittleKahuna'


Mai tais are cool...a really good get the girl drink..lotsa little umbrellas and such...are you limp wristed now el beefy...the locals do the beer route!:cof1:
 
Battleborne said:
are you a native...el beefy...the 'LittleKahuna'


Mai tais are cool...a really good get the girl drink..lotsa little umbrellas and such...are you limp wristed now el beefy...the locals do the beer route!:cof1:
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I'm pretty much a beer and bourbon guy. But an occasional mai tai topped with 151 can hit spot.

I pronounce it "howlee" because I feel like a poser if I try to pronounce it the way the locals do.
 
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