This is what you get when you help the poor people!!!

AProudLefty

AProudLefty

Black Kitty Ain't Happy
I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
 
AProudLefty said:
I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
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I was afraid it was going to be the jolly fat orange man. You got off light. lol
 
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there is always a reason po folks are poor.
leave dealing with these to people who understand them, Salvation Army for example.
 
AProudLefty said:
I have had enough!!!! We'll never help anyone again!! I'm too kindhearted, or I'm too stupid....Yesterday it was so cold out that we took a man into our home out of the kindness of our heart. We felt so sorry for him. Poor thing was trembling out in the cold, but this morning he had just vanished. Not a word...not even a goodbye or a thank you for sheltering him!!
The last straw?! When I realized he had peed all over the living room floor!!! That's the thank you I get for being good to people?!?!?!
Now I'm going to warn my friends to watch out for this man! He is heavy set, wearing nothing but a scarf, he has a nose that looks like a carrot, two black eyes, and his arms are so skinny they look like sticks!!! Don't bring him into your house!! What a huge mess he made on the floor.
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Two thoughts.

1) you should NEVER require someone to thank you for a good deed.
The gift should be it's own reward.
Some people have a hard time thanking others.
Especially those whom are down on their luck.

2) With all due respect?
Obviously that was kind of you.
But you were INSANE to let that guy into your home.
And then went to bed and left him alone?!?
I was shocked that he did not steal a bunch of valuables.
You got off lucky.

You want to be kind?
Call the police and ask if they have a program for homeless people during harsh weather?
Offer him some hot coffee and a sandwich or two.
Give him an old sweater you were going to throw out.

But never, EVER let a stranger into your home.
EVER!!!

Even if he is nice.
ESPECIALLY if he is nice.
 
McRocket said:
Two thoughts.

1) you should NEVER require someone to thank you for a good deed.
The gift should be it's own reward.
Some people have a hard time thanking others.
Especially those whom are down on their luck.

2) With all due respect?
Obviously that was kind of you.
But you were INSANE to let that guy into your home.
And than went to bed and left him alone?!?
I was shocked that he did not steal a bunch of valuables.
You got off lucky.

You want to be kind?
Call the police and ask if they have a program for homeless people during harsh weather?
Offer him some hot coffee and a sandwich or two.
Give him an old sweater you were going to throw out.

But never, EVER let a stranger into your home.
EVER!!!

Even if he is nice.
ESPECIALLY if he is nice.
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Yes, especially if that guy has seedy eyes.
 
McRocket said:
'Seedy eyes'?

That's a new one for me.

What are 'seedy eyes'?
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seedy
(siːdi )
Word forms: comparative seedier , superlative seediest
adjective [usually ADJECTIVE noun]
If you describe a person or place as seedy, you disapprove of them

Their eyes will tell you. Beware.
 
McRocket said:
Two thoughts.

1) you should NEVER require someone to thank you for a good deed.
The gift should be it's own reward.
Some people have a hard time thanking others.
Especially those whom are down on their luck.

2) With all due respect?
Obviously that was kind of you.
But you were INSANE to let that guy into your home.
And then went to bed and left him alone?!?
I was shocked that he did not steal a bunch of valuables.
You got off lucky.

You want to be kind?
Call the police and ask if they have a program for homeless people during harsh weather?
Offer him some hot coffee and a sandwich or two.
Give him an old sweater you were going to throw out.

But never, EVER let a stranger into your home.
EVER!!!

Even if he is nice.
ESPECIALLY if he is nice.
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Gawd danged if you aint a fucking imbecile!
 
Common sense

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Don’t do that. Now you have to make nice.
He’s walking around with a bucket and a
aerator. I snapped the blade from my knife
handle I tossed the blade off the pier and
put the plastic handle in the trash can.
I bought a half a million dollar sport fisher.

 
jakemax said:
HE WAS TALKING ABOUT A GODDAMNED SNOWMAN YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
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If a brilliant man is played a trick on without realizing it was a trick.
He is not less intelligent to be fooled.
DUH!!!

But I was COMPLETELY fooled.

And - even though you seem quite the asshole.
I must thank you for letting me in on the joke.
 
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