Thor the pedo

[Lao Tse]

What kind of salmon? Cooper River Red, it is my favorite, even better than King. Sounds lovely! A nice glass of Tahoe Red...

Sounds good. I'll bring the joy wand.

 

[Cancel5]

Ahahaha, Bud will meet you at the door with his own surprise! He is kind of protective of me, the soldier in him!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Darla still won't do you, little acolyte.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Just FTR, I would do water way before asshat, I can tell you that. I am old enough to be water's mother though (40 on nov 13th omg), so, that is the ick factor there, but age aside, water is a good guy, asshat is a lunatic.

You wouldn't be a teen mother either Darla. But age ain't no thing but a number. Gross domestic product, also, ain't nothing but a number.

It'd totally be like this though:

Except he's thirty and she's forty, and they're both supermodels.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I would do water before asshat too.

I would do me before asshat also.