Tiger Woods wins Nobel Golf Prize

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this just in....tiger woods and the world HOPES he is the best golfer in the world so he wins!!!!

oh wait....he is....

*obama kicks can down the street*
 
watermark perhaps when you are older you will understand

If you are feel that the Nobel Peace prize was awarded unfairly maybe you might consider that they gave it to Kissinger in 1973, who do you think is more deserving?

War and peace prizes (Source)

The dismaying gift of the Nobel prize puts Barack Obama on the list of its winners who promised peace but prosecuted war



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Nobel peace prize winer Henry Kissinger (right) with Richard Nixon. Photograph: AP

I was dismayed when I heard Barack Obama was given the Nobel peace prize. A shock, really, to think that a president carrying on two wars would be given a peace prize. Until I recalled that Woodrow Wilson, Theodore Roosevelt, and Henry Kissinger had all received Nobel peace prizes. The Nobel committee is famous for its superficial estimates, won over by rhetoric and by empty gestures, and ignoring blatant violations of world peace.
Yes, Wilson gets credit for the League of Nations – that ineffectual body which did nothing to prevent war. But he had bombarded the Mexican coast, sent troops to occupy Haiti and the Dominican Republic and brought the US into the slaughterhouse of Europe in the first World War, surely among stupid and deadly wars at the top of the list.
Sure, Theodore Roosevelt brokered a peace between Japan and Russia. But he was a lover of war, who participated in the US conquest of Cuba, pretending to liberate it from Spain while fastening US chains on that tiny island. And as president he presided over the bloody war to subjugate the Filipinos, even congratulating a US general who had just massacred 600 helpless villagers in the Phillipines. The Committee did not give the Nobel prize to Mark Twain, who denounced Roosevelt and criticised the war, nor to William James, leader of the anti-imperialist league.
Oh yes, the committee saw fit to give a peace prize to Henry Kissinger, because he signed the final peace agreement ending the war in Vietnam, of which he had been one of the architects. Kissinger, who obsequiously went along with Nixon's expansion of the war, with the bombing of peasant villages in Vietnam, Laos and Cambodia. Kissinger, who matches the definition of a war criminal very accurately, is given a peace prize!
People should be given a peace prize not on the basis of promises they have made – as with Obama, an eloquent maker of promises – but on the basis of actual accomplishments towards ending war, and Obama has continued deadly, inhuman military action in Iraq, Afghanistan and Pakistan.
The Nobel peace committee should retire, and turn over its huge funds to some international peace organization which is not awed by stardom and rhetoric, and which has some understanding of history.
 
this just in....tiger woods and the world HOPES he is the best golfer in the world so he wins!!!!

oh wait....he is....

*obama kicks can down the street*
He's still a pussy....as all are golfers.

Golf is a game played by fat guys in suits who want to pretend that they are real men but are not and never will be.

If you play golf you might as well tattoo "Pussy" on your fore head.
 
He's still a pussy....as all are golfers.

Golf is a game played by fat guys in suits who want to pretend that they are real men but are not and never will be.

If you play golf you might as well tattoo "Pussy" on your fore head.

go say that to charles' face....show us you're not a pussy....

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i hear charles likes people who call him names, especially in bars....
 
I for one consider it a joke that warmongerer extrordinaire, Teddy Roosevelt, won the Nobel Peace Prize, but its also a joke that Obama, who has done nothing, has earned one. And I don't oppose the fact that Carter received it - he definitely craves peace in the Middle East, which is admirable.

Kissinger rulez, BTW!!!
 
He's still a pussy....as all are golfers.

Golf is a game played by fat guys in suits who want to pretend that they are real men but are not and never will be.

If you play golf you might as well tattoo "Pussy" on your fore head.

If I could golf well-enough to call myself a golfer, I would be personally, deeply offended.

Either way, fuck you. :pke:
 
I for one consider it a joke that warmongerer extrordinaire, Teddy Roosevelt, won the Nobel Peace Prize, but its also a joke that Obama, who has done nothing, has earned one. And I don't oppose the fact that Carter received it - he definitely craves peace in the Middle East, which is admirable.

Kissinger rulez, BTW!!!

Don't forget Woodrow Wilson.
 
Yes, and seeing as how I have nothing but hate and loathing for the man, I certainly don't forget him. Wilson is like my 20th Century version of Andrew Jackson, except he doesn't take up space on any of my notes of currency.
He was rather worthless!
 
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