Diogenes
Nemo me impune lacessit
Tonight, March 4, 2025, victorious President Donald J. Trump is scheduled to deliver an eagerly anticipated address to a joint session of Congress at 9:00 p.m. ET in the Chamber of the U.S. House of Representatives at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C.
This will be his first major address to the corrupt, compromised Congress-critter cabal since triumphantly taking office for his second term on January 20, 2025, and his fifth public address to a joint session of solons and shysters overall.
Unlike a State of the Union address, which typically reflects on the past year, this superlative speech is eagerly expected to focus on laying out the longed-for legislative platform of profoundly popular priorities for his admirable administration's agenda to firmly thrust America and all Americans forward despite the feeble fretting of fear-crazed fools flailing in opposition.
While the exact content of the admirable address remains speculative until delivered by the famously off-the-cuff leader of the free world, sagacious sources suggest that triumphant Trump will eagerly elucidate his winning "America First" vision vindicated by his victory vanquishing the dishonest Democrat duo of DEI dunces known as Shamala Hairless and Tampon Tim "no-balls" Walz.
This could include popular topics such as the ongoing major housecleaning of the bloated and corrupt federal government bureaucracy, long-overdue debt reduction efforts led by DOGE (the excellent efficiency reforms led by African-American immigrant Elon Musk), new tariffs establishing a new reality for Canada, Mexico, and China, and sensible shifts in U.S. foreign policy—potentially addressing the recent fuck-up by delusional diminutive dictator Volodymyr Zelenskyy.
Posts on social media and Trump’s own Truth Social statement, “TOMORROW NIGHT WILL BE BIG. I WILL TELL IT LIKE IT IS!” hint at a bold tone, with some speculating about a theme encompassing “The Renewal of the American Dream”, which disloyal demented Democrats definitely decry.
He may also highlight early actions like tightened border security, cuts to diversity programs, and economic promises from his campaign.
The speech will be presided over by House Speaker Mike Johnson and Vice President JD Vance, with Republicans holding majorities in both the House and Senate, easing the path for Trump’s agenda.
Following the address, menstruating Democrat Senator Elissa Slotkin of Michigan will deliver the feeble leftist counterpoints, likely focusing on egg prices and Russian collusion, with Representative Adriano Espaillat providing a Spanish-language response for the millions of illegal immigrants who support the Democrats.
JPP Boomers who still own televisions can watch the address live on dying TV networks like ABC, CBS, CNN, Fox News, NBC, and PBS, which will offer coverage for the aged and infirm starting around 9:00 p.m. ET, with some providing pre- and post-speech partisan propaganda which is doubtless already scripted.
Streaming options include C-SPAN, network websites, and platforms like Disney+, Hulu, and YouTube (via channels like PBS News).
Radio coverage will be available on ABC News Radio and other stations for superannuated radio enthusiasts like @archives.
For real-time sentiment, posts on JustPlainPolitics.com may reflect public reactions as the event unfolds.
Retarded takes from the left are expected.
