Top 10 Pro Cyclist of all time

[DamnYankee]

Today is a classic in the Tour de France. Le Alpe D'Huez.

In honor here is my list of top ten cyclist ever.

#1. Eddy "The Cannibal" Merkx. 5 Tour wins. 5 Giro wins. 1 Vuelta win and 3 World Championships.
#2. Fausto "The Champion" Coppi* - 2 Tour wins. 5 Giro wins. 1 World Championship.
#3. Bernard "The Badger" Hinault - 5 Tour wins. 3 Giro wins. 2 Vuelta wins. 1 World Championship.
#4. Lance "The Boss" Armstrong** - 7 Tour wins. 1 World Championship
#5. Jaque "Mr. Time" Anquetil - 5 Tour wins. 2 Giro wins. 1 Vuela win.
#6. Miguel "Big Mig" Indurain - 5 Tours wins. 2 Giro wins.
#7. Alberto Contador*** - 3 Tour wins, 2 Giro wins, 1 Vuelta win.
#8. Greg Lemond**** - 3 Tour wins, 2 World Championships
#9. Gino Bartoli - 2 Tour wins, 3 Giro wins.
#10. Louison Bobet - 2 Tour wins, 2 Giro wins, 1 world Championship.

I rated some riders above others with comparable numbers due to extenuating circumstances.

* Coppi lost 4 years of his prime to WWII
** Lance lost 2 years of his prime to illness (cancer).
*** Contador is still active and may move up this list.
**** Lemond lost 2 years in his prime to being shot in a hunting accident.

Armstrong lost all respect for dumping his damn cute wife for a fucking crow.

 

[The Dude]

even in the sports thread the southern fag puts his intolerance on display

 

[DamnYankee]

Why because I insist that a man not abandon his family for some whore?

 

[The Dude]

every single man here would in a nano second band sherlly crow. You are a clown.

 

[DamnYankee]

Not those who respect their wives. Is that why your first dumped you?

 

[The Dude]

your first blew me, greasy hair though

 

[DamnYankee]

So that is the reason she dumped you. Did you pay for the whore or was it free?

 

[The Dude]

your wife paid me to blow me, not a lot but he's cash is cash. She got almost the whole load down.

 

[DamnYankee]

your wife paid me to blow me, not a lot but he's cash is cash.

I caught you lying again, doper. My wife's not a man. I'm not surprised that you'd, once again, resort to insulting my family when your attacks on me failed miserably.

 

[The Dude]

funny you don't get blow jobs but your gay son gives them

 

[DamnYankee]

Nope. He's got a very hot girlfriend. Try again.

 

[DamnYankee]

Only thing gayer than wrestling is tennis. Lots of gay tennis players.

 

[The Dude]

nothing is gay'r than a man who refuses blowjobs from his wife because a comic book said to do so. bahhaha

 

[DamnYankee]

So tell us why your wife left you.

 

[The Dude]

tell us why your wife blows other guys but not you

 

[DamnYankee]

Tell us why you attack my family because you can't debate and your attacks on me fail.

 

[The Dude]

I want people to know that besides your neighbors not liking you (your words), you don't get blow jobs (your words), and you are a bigot (your post).

 

[DamnYankee]

I'm a bigot because I call you a fag?