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A little Latina porn star went into a bank one day, dragging a large bag behind her. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open an account because, "It's a lot of money, all in cash!"
The guard ushered her into the president's office. The bank's president asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$665,000!" and dumped the cash out onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The Latina porn star replied, "I make bets."
The president asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The Latina porn star said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet!"
The Latina porn star asked, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The Latina porn star then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I have my lawyer Yurt with me as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
The next morning, the Latina porn star appeared with Yurt, her lawyer, in the banker's office. She introduced Yurt to the bank president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says his balls are square!"
The president agreed to the bet again and the Latina porn star asked him to drop his pants so they could see his balls. The president complied. The Latina porn star peered closely at his balls, and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, OK," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that Yurt, the lawyer, was quietly banging his head against the wall. The bank president asked the Latina porn star, "What's the matter with your lawyer?"
"I bet him $100,000 that by 10:15AM today, I'd have the president of this bank's balls in my hand."
The guard ushered her into the president's office. The bank's president asked her how much she would like to deposit. She replied, "$665,000!" and dumped the cash out onto his desk.
The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much cash around. Where did you get this money?"
The Latina porn star replied, "I make bets."
The president asked, "Bets? What kind of bets?"
The Latina porn star said, "Well, for example, I'll bet you $25,000 that your balls are square."
"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet!"
The Latina porn star asked, "So, would you like to take my bet?"
"Sure," said the president, "I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not square!"
The Latina porn star then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of money involved, may I have my lawyer Yurt with me as a witness?"
"Sure!" replied the confident president.
The next morning, the Latina porn star appeared with Yurt, her lawyer, in the banker's office. She introduced Yurt to the bank president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says his balls are square!"
The president agreed to the bet again and the Latina porn star asked him to drop his pants so they could see his balls. The president complied. The Latina porn star peered closely at his balls, and then asked if she could feel them.
"Well, OK," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I guess you should be absolutely sure."
Just then, he noticed that Yurt, the lawyer, was quietly banging his head against the wall. The bank president asked the Latina porn star, "What's the matter with your lawyer?"
"I bet him $100,000 that by 10:15AM today, I'd have the president of this bank's balls in my hand."
