Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%

[Crepitus]

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%​

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

Trump announced the discount while wearing a sandwich board outside the once-fabled performing arts venue.

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[Hawkeye10]

Lying does not get us anywhere good.

 

[Crepitus]

Lying does not get us anywhere good.

Satire, not lie.

It's the Borowitz report.

It's right at the beginning of the text.

 

[Althea]

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%​

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

Trump announced the discount while wearing a sandwich board outside the once-fabled performing arts venue.

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LOL.
They are giving away most of the tickets now. They also brag about record donations, but if you peruse the list it's no different than those who buy his crypto, or settle frivolous lawsuits in order to get a merger approved

 

[Hawkeye10]

Satire, not lie.

It's the Borowitz report.

It's right at the beginning of the text.

You placed this in current events, so that hound does not hunt.

 

[Crepitus]

You placed this in current events, so that hound does not hunt.

That's nice.

It's clearly labeled as the Borowitz report.

Feel free to alert the mod.

I literally do not care.

 

[tigerred59]

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%​

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

Trump announced the discount while wearing a sandwich board outside the once-fabled performing arts venue.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DIXS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/73c9f4ec-f0e1-4ae7-b8ed-c2d48956a171_1024x1024.heic

By the time this lunatic ends his reign of terror on that place, shit stains, pizza crumbs and hooch smells will be irreversible to remove, in short, they'll have to tear it down and rebuild

 

[Althea]

That's nice.

It's clearly labeled as the Borowitz report.

Feel free to alert the mod.

I literally do not care.

Funny how Borowitz still gets everyone's attention. Once we see a sensational claim, we immediately see if it's Andy again

 

[Sailor]

Go dead Ted!! Lol. You limps dick liberals. Stfu.
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[Crepitus]

Go dead Ted!! Lol. You limps dick liberals. Stfu.
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tRump will get his own memorial soon enough.

 

[LurchAddams]

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%​

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

Trump announced the discount while wearing a sandwich board outside the once-fabled performing arts venue.

https://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!DIXS!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https://substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com/public/images/73c9f4ec-f0e1-4ae7-b8ed-c2d48956a171_1024x1024.heic

I heard it was a million-thousand percent

 

[LurchAddams]

Satire, not lie.

It's the Borowitz report.

It's right at the beginning of the text.

Hawk often declares my opinions, "lies". He's calling your joke a "lie". Anything Hawk doesn't like, he calls, "a lie" - ironic because he has zero concept of "truth" or "reality".

 

[Cypress]

In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

I was told by MAGA morons this guy was a great businessman and great manager.