Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%

[martin]

Trump cut the murder rate in Washington DC by 31% and in Chicago by 30%

Yeah, right. And this has what bearing on the debacle at The Kennedy Center? The murder rate nationally has been falling since the middle of Biden's term. This year may be the lowest in the modern era. No one knows why.

The FBI Will Likely Report The Lowest Murder Rate Ever Recorded In 2025

But will it stick?

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[Noking]

Trump Cuts Ticket Prices at Kennedy Center 5000%​

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a bold move to staunch the exodus of audiences from his renamed Kennedy Center, on Thursday Donald J. Trump announced that he was cutting ticket prices 5000 percent.

Trump announced the discount while wearing a sandwich board outside the once-fabled performing arts venue.

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Crazy Trump is getting crazier by the day.

 

[Tbird19482]

They have that portion of their brain removed to make room for the chip.

Well the chip is real small so are you saying they have to have their whole brain taken out?
That is about the size chips are.

 

[Crepitus]

Well the chip is real small so are you saying they have to have their whole brain taken out?
That is about the size chips are.

About the size of a Dorito.

 

[Tbird19482]

About the size of a Dorito.

I didn't think it would be that big.

 

[Crepitus]

I didn't think it would be that big.

As far as I know Doritos only come in the one size, lol.

 

[Tbird19482]

As far as I know Doritos only come in the one size, lol.

Yep and they are WAY bigger then a MAGAS brain, maybe 10 or 20 times the size.