Trump is always about 2 hours late. He makes the old and sick people wait every time. Can you imagine waiting in the heat for hours and he tells you about Palmer's penis for 12 minutes.
It is beginning to feel like all Trump rallies are:
1. 15 minutes of slow dancing with the "double jerk off" hand maneuver while Lee Greenwood music plays at 10000dB
2. 15 minutes of thanking the wrong state for hosting him
3. 5 minutes of name-checking friendly politicos
4. 20 minutes of talking about other men's penises
5. 39 minutes of slow dancing to YMCA and Ave Maria
6. 10 minutes of stumbling through an explanation of electric boats, sharks and windmill cancer
7. A couple minutes to run over and hump an American flag
8. 20 minutes of quoting Hitler fondly
9. 10 minutes of decreeing who the current "untermenschen" are that need to be "dealt with"
10. 20 minutes of [Kid Rock/Elon Musk] antics
11. The end.