Trump Throws Killer Party for Crybaby Kyle and Mom

Stone said:
Bill Clinton?
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not cowardly, not a thief, not a chickenshit bitch like you and trump who paid a doctor to lie about bone spurs, asshole. yeah, he fooled around and lied about it. so what, cupcake? were you married to him? then why do you care, little bitch?
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
not cowardly, not a thief, not a chickenshit bitch like you and trump who paid a doctor to lie about bone spurs, asshole. yeah, he fooled around and lied about it. so what, cupcake? were you married to him? then why do you care, little bitch?
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:magagrin:
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
Reports surfaced today of a killer celebration party Trump held for Crybaby Kyle at his luxurious penthouse last Friday. It was a small crowd, with mainly just other perverts, liars and conmen who are closest to Trump, along with Killer Kyle and his mom. Kyle helped himself to the liquor, and acting on that false courage and the adoration of the crowd gathered to honor his murders, he announced to the room, "Hey, watch this," and left the room for a moment.

When out of sight of the others, Kyle jammed a Bic Pen cap on the end of his tiny penis, pulled down his pants around his knees, and waddled back into the room.....Everyone laughed and laughed until their smiles turned to tears when Kyle blubbered, only with real tears this time, that the cap of the Bic Pen was stuck on his weiner, and he could not get it off!

Melania's porn star instincts took over and she rushed over to service the tiny member, trying her best to suck the stuck cap off his tiny unit. Then along with Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Kayleigh McEnany. But it was of no use, they just did not suck good enough. And if these 4 can't suck a Bic pen cap off a dick, no one can. It was just jammed on too tight, no matter how they tried to pull it off.

When Cryin' Kyle told the story to some friends later, one asked, "How did you finally get the cap off?"
Kyle replied, rather sheepishly, "Well, when I lost my erection, it just fell off."
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LMAO. Melanoma is used to that problem with 'Alf'.
 
AProudLefty said:
We don't think Trump's infantile humor funny either.
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I never thought of Trump as particularly funny. He's more like the rich uncle you don't want to upset at the family reunion that talks a lot of smack and brags about how great he is. Everybody ignores him. Biden on the other hand, is more like the crazy uncle everybody hopes won't show up but when he does they hide the liquor and studiously find a reason to get the hell away from him before he does something stupid and they both end up in jail...
 
Hoosier Daddy said:
Reports surfaced today of a killer celebration party Trump held for Crybaby Kyle at his luxurious penthouse last Friday. It was a small crowd, with mainly just other perverts, liars and conmen who are closest to Trump, along with Killer Kyle and his mom. Kyle helped himself to the liquor, and acting on that false courage and the adoration of the crowd gathered to honor his murders, he announced to the room, "Hey, watch this," and left the room for a moment.

When out of sight of the others, Kyle jammed a Bic Pen cap on the end of his tiny penis, pulled down his pants around his knees, and waddled back into the room.....Everyone laughed and laughed until their smiles turned to tears when Kyle blubbered, only with real tears this time, that the cap of the Bic Pen was stuck on his weiner, and he could not get it off!

Melania's porn star instincts took over and she rushed over to service the tiny member, trying her best to suck the stuck cap off his tiny unit. Then along with Trump, Kellyanne Conway, and Kayleigh McEnany. But it was of no use, they just did not suck good enough. And if these 4 can't suck a Bic pen cap off a dick, no one can. It was just jammed on too tight, no matter how they tried to pull it off.

When Cryin' Kyle told the story to some friends later, one asked, "How did you finally get the cap off?"
Kyle replied, rather sheepishly, "Well, when I lost my erection, it just fell off."
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whats the 2 people Kyle killed doing?

Oh thats right a dirt nap:laugh:
 
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