TSA to swab airline passengers' hands in search for explosives

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Washington (CNN) -- To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: "Put your palms forward, please."

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers' hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack -- components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers' hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

"The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment," Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. "We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology."

Under the new protocols, tests will be conducted at various locations -- including in checkpoint lines, during the screening process and at gates. Newer, more portable machines make it easier to conduct tests away from fixed locations such as the checkpoint.

The TSA has more than 7,000 explosive trace detection (ETD) machines and has purchased 400 additional units with $16 million in federal stimulus money. The president's fiscal 2011 budget calls for $60 million to purchase approximately 800 portable ETD machines.

Napolitano said the tests will not significantly increase wait times at airport checkpoints.

The TSA said the machines test only for explosives. It declined to specify which explosives, citing security reasons.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/17/tsa.hands.swabbing/index.html

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Sure it won't, no longer than it already takes to get through screening. Guess those muslim terrorists will just have to start wearing rubber gloves before boarding the plane.
 
Washington (CNN) -- To the list of instructions you hear at airport checkpoints, add this: "Put your palms forward, please."

The Transportation Security Administration soon will begin randomly swabbing passengers' hands at checkpoints and airport gates to test them for traces of explosives.

Previously, screeners swabbed some carry-on luggage and other objects as they searched for the needle in the security haystack -- components of terrorist bombs in an endless stream of luggage.

But after the Christmas Day attempted bombing of Northwest Flight 253 over Detroit, Michigan, the TSA began a program of swabbing passengers' hands, which could be contaminated by explosive materials, experts say. The TSA will greatly expand the swabbing in the coming weeks, the agency said.

"The point is to make sure that the air environment is a safe environment," Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told CNN. "We know that al Qaeda [and other] terrorists continue to think of aviation as a way to attack the United States. One way we keep it safe is by new technology [and] random use of different types of technology."

Under the new protocols, tests will be conducted at various locations -- including in checkpoint lines, during the screening process and at gates. Newer, more portable machines make it easier to conduct tests away from fixed locations such as the checkpoint.

The TSA has more than 7,000 explosive trace detection (ETD) machines and has purchased 400 additional units with $16 million in federal stimulus money. The president's fiscal 2011 budget calls for $60 million to purchase approximately 800 portable ETD machines.

Napolitano said the tests will not significantly increase wait times at airport checkpoints.

The TSA said the machines test only for explosives. It declined to specify which explosives, citing security reasons.

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/02/17/tsa.hands.swabbing/index.html

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Sure it won't, no longer than it already takes to get through screening. Guess those muslim terrorists will just have to start wearing rubber gloves before boarding the plane.
Will these palm swipes supplement the trace detection sensors (TDS), supplant the TDS? Or are then being placed where TDS are not availabile? Are they cheaper, or are they more sensitive?
 
just another step forward to your authoritarian state. Please place your palms forward, surrender more of your liberty, we'll tell you you're safer.
 
just another step forward to your authoritarian state. Please place your palms forward, surrender more of your liberty, we'll tell you you're safer.

The next thing will be a quick MRI brain scan while flashing pictures of bomb-making material to see which parts of the brain show activity. If a picture results in activity in the area of the brain normally associated with erotic material one will be held for questioning. :eek:
 
The next thing will be a quick MRI brain scan while flashing pictures of bomb-making material to see which parts of the brain show activity. If a picture results in activity in the area of the brain normally associated with erotic material one will be held for questioning. :eek:

are you implying that this is a tin foil alert? :pke:
 
are you implying that this is a tin foil alert? :pke:

The potential for security procedures knows no bounds. Maybe employ psychics and passengers will have to give them a personal item and the psychic will do a "reading" on the vibes they pick up. Perhaps do a short Tarot card reading on suspicious passengers.

"Ladies and gentleman", this is your pilot speaking. "Take-off will be delayed 30 minutes due to a discrepancy between Madam Zelda's crystal ball visions and Esmeralda's Tarot reading."
 
The potential for security procedures knows no bounds. Maybe employ psychics and passengers will have to give them a personal item and the psychic will do a "reading" on the vibes they pick up. Perhaps do a short Tarot card reading on suspicious passengers.

"Ladies and gentleman", this is your pilot speaking. "Take-off will be delayed 30 minutes due to a discrepancy between Madam Zelda's crystal ball visions and Esmeralda's Tarot reading."

you could have just said yes.
 
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