Turns Out A White Ohio Man Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield—Not Haitian Immigrants

[鬼百合]

Turns Out A White Ohio Man Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield—Not Haitian Immigrants

Well, whaddya know... 👀

www.comicsands.com

After weeks of Donald Trump, running mate JD Vance and other Republicans making baseless accusations that Haitian immigrants in Springfield have been eating geese as well as people's pets, it turns out there actually IS a problem with the town's wildlife being attacked.

By regular old white people, though. Not Haitian immigrants.

Police in Springfield have been investigating claims that local immigrants have been catching and killing Canadian geese in the town, but what they found instead is that a "white male in his 50s or 60s" is the actual culprit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1841835234641207615

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Turns Out A White Ohio Man Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield—Not Haitian Immigrants

Well, whaddya know... 👀

www.comicsands.com

After weeks of Donald Trump, running mate JD Vance and other Republicans making baseless accusations that Haitian immigrants in Springfield have been eating geese as well as people's pets, it turns out there actually IS a problem with the town's wildlife being attacked.

By regular old white people, though. Not Haitian immigrants.

Police in Springfield have been investigating claims that local immigrants have been catching and killing Canadian geese in the town, but what they found instead is that a "white male in his 50s or 60s" is the actual culprit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1841835234641207615

Notice the deafening silence coming from Team MAGAt. LOL

 

[鬼百合]

Notice the deafening silence coming from Team MAGAt. LOL

Yep! The magats are the ones eating the dogs and the cats!

Fucking loons

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Yep! The magats are the ones eating the dogs and the cats!

Fucking loons

There's at least one MAGAt on JPP who is an admitted pet killer.

 

[鬼百合]

There's at least one MAGAt on JPP who is an admitted pet killer.

I don't know which that would be. Possibly Stone or Hawk?

 

[Dutch Uncle]

I don't know which that would be. Possibly Stone or Hawk?

Arbie 60.

 

[鬼百合]

Arbie 60.

Oh! He doesn't post much. They do seem to be a violent bunch.

 

[鬼百合]

What's wrong magats? Your lies exposed is not fun?

 

[鬼百合]

Saw this? @Jarod

 

[Dutch Uncle]

What's wrong magats? Your lies exposed is not fun?

JPP MAGAts, as a group, are a cowardly and silly, if not stupid, bunch. They don't like admitting error much less responsibility. You'll see them show up as a gang, not ones and twos.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Oh! He doesn't post much. They do seem to be a violent bunch.

One thing to consider is the mystery of why a person who doesn't post much can pop back and be up-to-date on all the happenings while they were "gone".

 

[鬼百合]

One thing to consider is the mystery of why a person who doesn't post much can pop back and be up-to-date on all the happenings while they were "gone".

oh he has a sock account. Got ya

 

[Dutch Uncle]

oh he has a sock account. Got ya

That'd be my guess, but I'm not sure which one.

 

[Nordberg]

Deport him immediately.

 

[鬼百合]

Deport him immediately.

A white magat? Never going to happen.

 

[Jarod]

Saw this? @Jarod

They lie then move on

 

[Guno צְבִי]

I don't know which that would be. Possibly Stone or Hawk?

ARBY

 

[ExpressLane]

Turns Out A White Ohio Man Was Arrested For Killing Geese In Springfield—Not Haitian Immigrants

Well, whaddya know... 👀

www.comicsands.com

After weeks of Donald Trump, running mate JD Vance and other Republicans making baseless accusations that Haitian immigrants in Springfield have been eating geese as well as people's pets, it turns out there actually IS a problem with the town's wildlife being attacked.

By regular old white people, though. Not Haitian immigrants.

Police in Springfield have been investigating claims that local immigrants have been catching and killing Canadian geese in the town, but what they found instead is that a "white male in his 50s or 60s" is the actual culprit.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1841835234641207615

He said they taste like Bald Eagles.

 

[鬼百合]

He said they taste like Bald Eagles.

Its okay if white people are eating the dogs and cats. Why deport them? /s

 

[ExpressLane]

A white magat? Never going to happen.

Provide proof he isn't a Harris supporter.