Two bad choices for president

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Which emo would you rather have lead you to certain doom?

 

[Cancel7]

If by Brent you mean that sado-sexual serial killer and collector of female body parts, Thornicus, then I hardly think this could be a serious poll. I'd rather have Cawacko as President than that guy, and that is saying a lot. And I mean a lot.

 

[Damocles]

Brent, because he would lead an expedition to the center of the Earth to prove that Faeries exist.

 

[Epicurus]

I seriously, genuinely don't even know.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I promise to lead the most left-wing government of anybody anywhere in history. I will give Stalin a run for his money.

 

[Cancel11]

First thing I'd do is cut social services and get rid of the income tax. If you want to help the poor, fine. But don't force anyone to follow along. This is real life, not Sherwood forest.

Second thing I'd do is send the military to San Fransicko and DC to take over their city governments. SF because they're harboring illegal aliens, and DC because they're trampling the rights of citizens - both because they're refusing to comply with Federal law.

Thirdly, deploy the national guard around the country to round up all illegal aliens and deport them. If their country of origin is unknown, deport them to the nearest ocean. Problem solved.

Fourth thing I'd do is cleanse the Federal prison system. Let out the soft drug offenders, but promptly execute all child predators, murderers, and rapists.

End rant.

 

[Beefy]

Clearly, clearly Watermark. At least he doesn't hate everyone and tarnish Jesus' name.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

First thing I'd do is cut social services and get rid of the income tax. If you want to help the poor, fine. But don't force anyone to follow along. This is real life, not Sherwood forest.

Second thing I'd do is send the military to San Fransicko and DC to take over their city governments. SF because they're harboring illegal aliens, and DC because they're trampling the rights of citizens - both because they're refusing to comply with Federal law.

Thirdly, deploy the national guard around the country to round up all illegal aliens and deport them. If their country of origin is unknown, deport them to the nearest ocean. Problem solved.

Fourth thing I'd do is cleanse the Federal prison system. Let out the soft drug offenders, but promptly execute all child predators, murderers, and rapists.

End rant.

I assume youe mean if you were dictator, instead of president?

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

First thing I'd do is cut social services and get rid of the income tax. If you want to help the poor, fine. But don't force anyone to follow along. This is real life, not Sherwood forest.

Good.

Second thing I'd do is send the military to San Fransicko and DC to take over their city governments.

Bad.

If their country of origin is unknown, deport them to the nearest ocean. Problem solved.

Bad.

Let out the soft drug offenders,

Good.

but promptly execute all child predators, murderers, and rapists

Excessive.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I would issue an official posthumous pardon for Pimp C.

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

i like how you condensed all your principles and ideas into that one statement.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

i like how you condensed all your principles and ideas into that one statement.

In light of having my anonymity compromised and my right to privacy raped from me by the government, I though it would be best to just leave a single humorous statement. It's the only thing anyone would want to read anyway.l

 

[BRUTALITOPS]

watermark what are you referring to?

 

[Airstrip One]

That Cancel7 troll really knew how to hurl insults...