Unconfirmed report about how depressed Eric was

[TexanManWithPlans]

Says the faggot that claimed he'd rather suck a dick than get some pussy. Do you faggot lovers want you to use Viagara?

You're getting mad. Calm down.

 

[CFM]

You're getting mad. Calm down.

I get more than even. Remember that.

 

[Nomad]

Technical question here.... do electric cars even idle or do they just sit there not running until you depress the accelerator sending a current to the electric motor?

But then again, Eric is said to be extremely stupid, so maybe he would just sit there thinking it was running...

 

[Mason Melchizedek]

Technical question here.... do electric cars even idle or do they just sit there not running until you depress the accelerator sending a current to the electric motor?

But then again, Eric is said to be extremely stupid, so maybe he would just sit there thinking it was running...

Why does Eric look like Gary Busey?

 

[Nomad]

Why does Eric look like Gary Busey?

Gary Busey once had a motorcycle accident in which he wasn't wearing a helmet.

He hit his head on a concrete curb, splitting his skull open and then underwent brain surgery.

Eric Trump must have some other excuse, but I couldn't tell you what it is.