And Now Presenting:
ADVENTURES WITH MORMON GIRL!
What Grind Learned: You can never believe what a girl says, they will always lie and try to trick you.
TimeFrame: December 06' - Feb 07.
I had just started dating mormon girl a few months prior, and one thing she had always stated from the get-go was her disdain for valentines day. She would repeatedly and often call it "corporation extortion day" and that she thought the whole Idea was pretty ridiculous.
Now, I wasn't completely clueless, Grind was well aware that sometimes people say one thing, but mean another. I also like to hedge my bets, and decided that I was going to get mormon girl something for valentines day regardless.
For literally months, mormon girl would sometimes entertain a conversation about how stupid valentines day was, and how she DID NOT want me to get her anything. She was very adamant, and I started to believe she had a pretty strong conviction.
As it turns out, I was planning on heading down to florida for a few days, as because it is presidents day on mondays, I have a five day weekend due to having no classes on tuesday and friday. My little vacation happened to coincide with valentines day.
So in January I mentioned this to mormon girl, and she was PERFECTLY fine with this, because, as again, she hated valentines day and thought it was a waste of time. I planned on my return to have a belated v-day surprise for her regardless.
Fast forward to v-day night, as I am in the airport... I get a phone call.
mormon girl: ".... grind"
Grind: .."yes?"
mormon girl: ".. im sad
"
Grind: "why's that sweetie?"
mormon girl: "it's no big deal, im just being stupid"
Grind: "no what's wrong mormon girl?"
mormon girl: "im cold and alone and it's valentines day and my friend got *such and such* and my other friend got *such and such*
Grind: (a little perplexed and freaked out because the shit seems to be hitting the fan): "umm.. but you always used to say . . "
mormon girl: "i know i know.... forget it, it's no big deal, have a good trip" *click*
*** ten minutes later ***
mormon girl: "MATT *sob sob* this SUCKS, im the only girl without someone with them on v-day!!
*starts bawling*
Grind: "im sorry mormon girl
"
Epilouge:
mormon girl held a lot of animosity for months and months afterward, always blamming me for being a dickhead for forgetting her on valentines day. The end.