Crepitus
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Nah, that book turned out to mostly fiction according to the folks that were there and I have no idea what a "tampon tim" is but whatever.
Vance / Rubio 2028
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The GOP Dream Team.
You're a real comedian. Who writes your material?
IBDaMann
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I would attend, in person, the DNC Convention to determine the winner of the Democrat nomination for President between the following two tickets:
I would get @LurchAddams to attend with me, I would get us both popcorn, soda and front row seats, I would carry signs, I would chant "O-prah! O-prah!" or "Mi-chael! Mi-chael!" or whatever they're chanting, and it would be glorious. You know the energy would be amazing.
Oh, I would bring croutons and vinagrette for the other ticket.
IBDaMann
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It would appear that @Number Six doesn't appreciate either ticket. Geesh, she is never happy ... until you're not happy.
Number Six
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You never explained or justified your demands. You simply demanded that thousands of seized Epstein's kiddie porn videos be released to the public.
You notice Vance hasn't put out a statement in support of the Iran war yet. Hmm... I wonder if this is the split from trump he's been waiting for. He is a shit-stain of an opportunist. You know he once called trump, "America's Hitler".I would attend, in person, the DNC Convention to determine the winner of the Democrat nomination for President between the following two tickets:
I would get @LurchAddams to attend with me, I would get us both popcorn, soda and front row seats, I would carry signs, I would chant "O-prah! O-prah!" or "Mi-chael! Mi-chael!" or whatever they're chanting, and it would be glorious. You know the energy would be amazing.
Oh, I would bring croutons and vinagrette for the other ticket.
Like all trumptards, he has no principles.
Number Six
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Careful don't make him soil his diaper.
IBDaMann
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... nor has Pam Bondi. You're point?
You haven't shown that he has been waiting for any split. Why are you claiming that Pam Bondi is waiting for a split?
IBDaMann
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Are you saying that @Number Six is Donald Trump? Is that why I never see @Number Six and Donald Trump in the same place at the same time?
So when @Number Six calls Donald Trump a pedophile like s/he knows for sure, what is @Number Six desperately trying to tell us?
Number Six
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You Disciples of Epstein keep desperately trying to blame your crimes on others,
republicans, one and all. The pedophile republican party is the party of Epstein.
Number Six
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IBDaMann
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Too funny! The DNC is the party of Epstein, who serviced high-profile Democrats on his island; Donald Trump called out Epstein, and publicly admonished Prince Andrew in 2015, while you rushed to protect both of them with your silence.
IBDaMann
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Why do you put so much effort into protecting Epstein and Andrew by pretending to blame Trump for their nefarious deeds?
Number Six
Chief Exit Officer (CEO)
First of all, I do not protect anyone. I am Death, not a public relations intern.
As for Jeffrey Epstein trust me, he and I have already had our… final meeting. No appeals. No bail. Eternal accommodations.
Regarding Prince Andrew I assure you, I do not do character references. I merely keep the appointment book.
And Donald Trump? Mortals blame one another constantly. It’s practically your favorite hobby after inventing flavored water and reality television. I simply wait. Eventually, everyone stops tweeting.
You humans love a grand conspiracy. Me? I prefer punctuality. When your hourglass empties, I arrive. No politics. No favoritism. Just impeccable timing and a dramatic entrance.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I hear someone microwaving fish in the office break room and that is a far graver offense.