Waiting on wifes approval to retire

[The Dude]

Hope I'll be telling the boss I'm done in a month! Wife will send the final decision tomorrow!

 

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I can't find the whipping smiley, but just imagine it here instead of text.

I'm saying you're whipped.

 

[The Dude]

I was hoping it would take long for a mullet head jr to say the obvious. Thanks
I waited a long time to get this whipped. This from some you could only dream of scoring half as well as!

 

[/MSG/]

I was hoping it would take long for a mullet head jr to say the obvious. Thanks
I waited a long time to get this whipped. This from some you could only dream of scoring half as well as!

I'm just giving you a hard time. I too am whipped.

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

oh lord

 

[The Dude]

I'm just giving you a hard time. I too am whipped.

I used that term in my twenties and early thirties!
I'm early fifties now, I tell people we are an average couple. I'm a 5 and she's a ten!

 

[/MSG/]

So on a serious note what are your plans for retirement? Blaze new trails every day?

 

[The Dude]

So on a serious note what are your plans for retirement? Blaze new trails every day?

I plan to burn a pound of tree in yr 1. Play a shit load of tennis, kayak fish in key largo. Go to a few high school wrestling matches where my son coaches. And if I can swing it take em all to Vegas for a UFC

 

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I plan to burn a pound of tree in yr 1. Play a shit load of tennis, kayak fish in key largo. Go to a few high school wrestling matches where my son coaches. And if I can swing it take em all to Vegas for a UFC

you crack me up

 

[The Dude]

you crack me up

Ok it'll be a lot more than a pound. I lied, you got me!

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Ok it'll be a lot more than a pound. I lied, you got me!

good lord.....

 

[The Dude]

Before I got popped I burned tree every da for two yrs. 1 pound is like a six pack a weekend

 

[DamnYankee]

You're a sorry old loser, nothing more.

 

[The Dude]

Shocking dumb yanky stroll in negative. I could whip your ass easy dumb yanky. $1,000 bet in front of your war hawk righty friends. Then I'll ski race you for $1

 

[Cancel 2018. 3]

Before I got popped I burned tree every da for two yrs. 1 pound is like a six pack a weekend

you don't consider that too much?

 

[Topspin]

you don't consider that too much?

not even close, a j a day on work days and 2 a day on weekends

there is not such thing as too much sex, rock n roll, and herb

I vaporize now and will start edibles when my baby starts the party!!!

 

[DamnYankee]

Shocking dumb yanky stroll in negative. I could whip your ass easy dumb yanky. $1,000 bet in front of your war hawk righty friends. Then I'll ski race you for $1

Why only a dollar? Let's ski first.

 

[Topspin]

I'll do more damage to myself skiing than I would to you even if I was really mad.
Cajuns who think waterskiing is equal should not be allowed on the slopes.

 

[DamnYankee]

Pussy. It's just gravity.

 

[Topspin]

Pussy. It's just gravity.

You'd be feeling gravity of falling just the same if you were dumb enough to get in the ring with me.