Mott the Hoople
Sweet Jane
God damn...I tell ya, this is the last time I tell a joke.....or sniff a poodles ass for that matter.Mott, it's called a conversation starter. When people say "Could you get me X?" to a server, they're not actually expecting that the server will say "No!", they're just being nice about it. You are a social retard and can't understand these cues, and confuse your asshole behavior with cleverness.