Watermark is . . .

[OrnotBitwise]

After several months absence, Watermark's brain has apparently fried . . . or has it?

 

[Cancel7]

I haven't noticed any difference.

This is not a compliment.

 

[OrnotBitwise]

LOL! I added the last option with you in mind, as a matter of fact.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Ornot, it's just what discovering Marijuania does to you. I can no longer make a rational argument. It's been very hard on me.

Oh yeah, and I wrote "I love you Ornot" in blood, but I decided not to jump off the building. I'm reading about it in the paper right now.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

I haven't noticed any difference.

This is not a compliment.

I love you.

 

[Ted Haggard]

I love you.

Hello, young man.

Stalking women on message boards is considered bad form. Even us evangelicals know that. Please stop raiding your Dad's liquor cabinet. Teenage hormones and alchol don't mix. Praise the Lord!


Regards,

Ted

 

[Cancel7]

Hello, young man.

Stalking women on message boards is considered bad form. Even us evangelicals know that. Please stop raiding your Dad's liquor cabinet. Teenage hormones and alchol don't mix. Praise the Lord!


Regards,

Ted

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Hello, young man.

Stalking women on message boards is considered bad form. Even us evangelicals know that. Please stop raiding your Dad's liquor cabinet. Teenage hormones and alchol don't mix. Praise the Lord!


Regards,

Ted

I'm not stalking Darla. I'm stalking you.

Is stalking MEN on message boards considered bad form?

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

And:

Darla = Ted

In case anyone were still wondering.

 

[Damocles]

And:

Darla = Ted

In case anyone were still wondering.

lol.

 

[Cypress]

No, Ted is me Waterdork.

calm down, and put away Daddy's liquor. You're too young to drink.

 

[Cancel7]

And:

Darla = Ted

In case anyone were still wondering.

Curses, foiled by Watermark, Pinkerton cyberdick at large.

Great catch Water...if you're as right about everything as you are about this, you're a real genius.

 

[Cancel7]

No, Ted is me Waterdork.

calm down, and put away Daddy's liquor. You're too young to drink.

Cypress, you didn't have to tell. I didn't care.

 

[Cancel7]

But, it was sweet!

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

No, Ted is me Waterdork.

calm down, and put away Daddy's liquor. You're too young to drink.

OK.

*Puts away daddy's liquor*

But you're argument is ad hominem.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Curses, foiled by Watermark, Pinkerton cyberdick at large.

Great catch Water...if you're as right about everything as you are about this, you're a real genius.

One pretentious fool or another...

Who can tell the difference? You guys don't actually have individual personalities in any case.

 

[Cancel7]

Cypress, you know what I was just thinking? That it's a good thing Dixie isn't here, or we'd be pummeled with posts about how "blha bah blah blah blah, but it's ok when cypress does it, blah blah blah blab blah, sure i'm a racist, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, but it's ok for cypress to make fun of gays as long as he's bashing dixie at the same time, blah blah blah."

Oh, it might never stop.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

But, it was sweet!

Darla, no one in the world wants to sleep with you. Get such foolish thoughts out of your head.

 

[uscitizen]

Ted is Female ???!!!

Gasp, no wonder he likes boys.

Don't watch the I like girls tapes anymore Ted.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Cypress, you know what I was just thinking? That it's a good thing Dixie isn't here, or we'd be pummeled with posts about how "blha bah blah blah blah, but it's ok when cypress does it, blah blah blah blab blah, sure i'm a racist, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, but it's ok for cypress to make fun of gays as long as he's bashing dixie at the same time, blah blah blah."

Oh, it might never stop.

Yes, now you've all turned your attentiont to me! I am constantly hounded on this site... I must seek asylum in the Antarctic Wilderness. Why do you guys have to constantly berate me?