Whale wars

Holy Crap! How am I missing this!?? I never heard of this show before, sounds totally dope.

Man, you can't go wrong with a show about dope-smoking, gonzo liberal whale lovers going mano a mano with some whale genociders. This has got to be a step up from that lame ass beer-bellied ice road truckers crapola. Gracias for the heads up my rasta brotha .
 
Man you're right Damocles. I'm totally lame. Clueless! I haven't seen south park in like ten years. And I doubt I've even watched ten hours of tube in the last month. I suck!
 
Cypress said:
Man you're right Damocles. I'm totally lame. Clueless! I haven't seen south park in like ten years. And I doubt I've even watched ten hours of tube in the last month. I suck!
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Too much kayaking, not enough tube. I mean, where are your priorities?
 
BTW, if you watch one episode, you will have watched them all. They launch stinky butter at them and try to set traps for the ship screws.
 
Yurt said:
cypress kayaks? he must only bay or ocean kayak, unless he leaves his area.
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I have no idea if he actually kayaks, however they have these neat contraptions nowadays. They're called "automobiles", and with them people are able to travel large distances in a short period of time. It runs on stuff they pump out of the ground!
 
Yurt said:
cypress kayaks? he must only bay or ocean kayak, unless he leaves his area.
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Ocean, bro'. You should try harpooning sea lions out on monterey bay, it's a barrel of fun.

I was a whitewater junkie when I lived in Sacramento. I'm getting too old for the class 5 sierra whitewater crap these days. The only river shit I do now, is the old fogey hippie runs.

Hey man, There's some river out in northern Louisiana I tried when I was out in Nawlins. Dude, all I have to say is I can't hang with the snakes you have in your water.


Anyway, I have to get hip to this whale lover show. Cheers, mate
 
Cypress said:
Ocean, bro'. You should try harpooning sea lions out on monterey bay, it's a barrel of fun.

I was a whitewater junkie when I lived in Sacramento. I'm getting too old for the class 5 sierra whitewater crap these days. The only river shit I do now, is the old fogey hippie runs.

Hey man, There's some river out in northern Louisiana I tried when I was out in Nawlins. Dude, all I have to say is I can't hang with the snakes you have in your water.


Anyway, I have to get hip to this whale lover show. Cheers, mate
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down here....i have made it out of MB once. Avila is nice. but i have never harpooned anything from a kayak. and wtf are you doing harpooning off monterey bay? are you joking?

i've whitewatered once. cat IV, my friend was a cat V guy and he basically guided me....it was fun. but i have not been back, i like the bay, lake, calm kayaking and on calm days, the ocean.
 
Damocles said:
I have no idea if he actually kayaks, however they have these neat contraptions nowadays. They're called "automobiles", and with them people are able to travel large distances in a short period of time. It runs on stuff they pump out of the ground!
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you're lying

automobiles don't exists, they aren't auto, you have to manually drive them....duh!
 
Ocean kayaking for me. I love the whale wars. But it's kinda gay in that what if Indians did cow wars on our slaughter houses.
 
Yurt said:
down here....i have made it out of MB once. Avila is nice. but i have never harpooned anything from a kayak. and wtf are you doing harpooning off monterey bay? are you joking?

i've whitewatered once. cat IV, my friend was a cat V guy and he basically guided me....it was fun. but i have not been back, i like the bay, lake, calm kayaking and on calm days, the ocean.
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I was totally kidding Yurt. Sea lions are way cool.

You must have been in the Sierra. Best run up there is Cherry Creek. Yeah, I'm like an old hippie now. Wouldn't even try to kayak anything above class 3. I'd poop my wet suit if I went back to cherry creek.
 
Cypress said:
I was totally kidding Yurt. Sea lions are way cool.

You must have been in the Sierra. Best run up there is Cherry Creek. Yeah, I'm like an old hippie now. Wouldn't even try to kayak anything above class 3. I'd poop my wet suit if I went back to cherry creek.
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LOL

unlike pee....poop doesn't permeate out from the wet suit so well

actually, it was green river gorge and i just looked up the class and its a class III, not IV...it felt like IV!
 
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