What are some of Donald Trump’s good points?

His ass is sooo fat if he falls down he will bounce


His hair is so long he can swirl it seven times arround his huge bald spot


His skin is so ruddy when he slides face first on the road he looks no different

His hands are so small he can fit them both in a top secret folder
 
His breath smells so much like a mcDonalds hamburger that dogs love him



He’s so ugly girls run at the sight of him which saves them from him grabbing their pussies



His taste in home decorations lead to a boom in fake gold paint
 
His wasteband is so large that his pants fit best on his rib cage which means his pants never fall down



His eyes are so close together he doesnt need a mirror to look at himself



His Orange pallor matches his taste for fake gold paint
 
He would hate fascism if he was smart enough to know what it really means


His thoughts get lonely which is why he shares them with everyone



His braincase is extra think which keeps his tiny brain safe
 
He sits on his fat ass so much his shoes never wear out


He’s so fat he can buy his clothes On the clearance rack most of the time


His fat ass is so big he never falls off the toilet
 
evince said:
His breath smells so much like a mcDonalds hamburger that dogs love him

He’s so ugly girls run at the sight of him which saves them from him grabbing their pussies

His taste in home decorations lead to a boom in fake gold paint
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Putin grabbed America's pussy and gained over 100 classified documents from it.

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He cheats at golf so well that he never loses


He cheats on his wife so often she never has to search for his tiny penis on the first Tuesday of every month


His taste in women makes his sex purchases cheap
 
He lives in Florida so his snake skin belts are cheap due to the extra large size of the snakes they have

When he falls down on the green during a swing there in always a pond for his fat ass to roll into


When he rolls into a pond on the golf course he doesn’t have to shower that week
 
That’s near two dozen


About the same as the feet in his waistline


He has lots of money for now
 
evince said:
I doubt they will allow him whoppers (big macs are his thing though) in prison
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I doubt he'll live long enough to go to prison. His lawyers will drag shit out for a few years until he dies of natural causes.

OTOH, wouldn't it be nice if this came true?


It will be up to God to judge Trump. If everyone prays hard enough, then maybe God will give Trump a paralyzing stroke that leaves him mute, but able to move his head. He'd then spend every day looking at the ceiling and every evening watching Melania fuck any and every bodyguard she likes in the same bed with Trump’s fat, immobile body.

Finally, after several years of this, when Melania is really getting pounded doggystyle with the guard's balls dangling in Trump's face, Trump throws up, chokes on his own vomit and dies. Melania climaxes then rests and stares at Trump’s eyes as they become cloudy and slowly flatten. Finally she has the bodyguard call her lawyer.

NSFW image of the last thing Trump sees before he dies:
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It's unlikely that Trump will face justice for his multiple crimes and dereliction of duty.
 
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