Trump saying stupid things:
"I won the popular vote if you deduct the millions of people who voted illegally."
"I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you've had surgery. I've just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I'm not bragging. I'm just lucky. I don't need it."
"No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses—one vaccine at a time, over time."
"An 'extremely credible source' has called my office and told me that @BarackObama's birth certificate is a fraud."
"They had no definitive proof against Tom Brady or #patriots. If Hillary doesn't have to produce Emails, why should Tom? Very unfair!"
"I'm very honored to have gotten him to release his long form birth certificate ... or whatever it may be."
"Part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich."
"Let me tell you, I’m a really smart guy."
"A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate."
"My fingers are long and beautiful, as, it has been well been documented, are various other parts of my body."
"I love beautiful women, and beautiful women love me. It has to be both ways."
"I have a great relationship with the blacks. I’ve always had a great relationship with the blacks."
"Laziness is a trait in blacks."
"I am the least racist person there is."
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
"I think if this country gets any kinder or gentler, it's literally going to cease to exist."
"I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
"I will be phenomenal to the women. I mean, I want to help women."
"To be blunt, people would vote for me. They just would. Why? Maybe because I'm so good looking."
"I'm the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody's ever been more successful than me. I'm the most successful person ever to run. Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney - I have a Gucci store that's worth more than Romney."
"[John McCain is]... not a war hero. He's a war hero - he's a war hero 'cause he was captured. I Like people that weren't captured, OK, I hate to tell you."
"My favourite part [of Pulp Fiction] is when Sam has his gun out in the diner and he tells the guy to tell his girlfriend to shut up. 'Tell that bitch to be cool. Say: Bitch be cool.' I love those lines."
"While @BetteMidler is an extremely unattractive woman, I refuse to say that because I always insist on being politically correct."
"I look very much forward to showing my financials, because they are huge."
"The concept of shaking hands is absolutely terrible, and statistically I've been proven right."
"Sorry losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest - and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault."
"She does have a very nice figure... If [Ivanka] weren't my daughter, perhaps I'd be dating her."
"I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."
"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."
"You could see there was bloody coming out of her eyes. Blood coming out of her wherever."
“Why are we having all these people from shithole countries coming here?”
“We had a case where we had an African-American guy who is a fan of mine. In fact I want to find out what’s going on with him. Oh look at my African-American over here. Are you the greatest? Do you know what I’m talking about?”
“North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!”
“Despite the constant negative press covfefe”
“What you’re seeing and what you’re reading is not what’s happening,”
“This is a tough hurricane, one of the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water,”
