What does Brent Need?

[Cancel3]

Biggest waste of space on the Internet.

No, not even close. Try surfing around MySpace and you can find some much bigger wastes of space. (but you gotta be REALLY bored)

 

[Minister of Truth]

Brent, you may want to work out the kinks by practising on one of those plastic sex dolls.

I have Paris Hilton's number if you're interested.

Everybody has Paris Hilton's number.

 

[uscitizen]

Brent needs him a bible thumpin sunday school thecher to marry him and they can sing in the choir together. Go on a missionary trip to Mogadesu for thei honeymoon.

 

[Minister of Truth]

A+

I agree, Damo's advice always kicks ass!

Brent needs him a bible thumpin sunday school thecher to marry him and they can sing in the choir together. Go on a missionary trip to Mogadesu for thei honeymoon.

Any reason why the Mog?

 

[Diuretic]

Brent, you may want to work out the kinks by practising on one of those plastic sex dolls.

I have Paris Hilton's number if you're interested.

You'll need to send instructions so he can tell the difference.

Wait. That could be mission impossible.

Forget I said anything.

 

[Cancel3]

Brent needs him a bible thumpin sunday school thecher to marry him and they can sing in the choir together. Go on a missionary trip to Mogadesu for thei honeymoon.

I once dated a bible-thumping church woman. She didn't teach sunday school, but she had done mission work.

Brent could learn a lot from this woman. I don't think he could handle her, but he could certainly learn from her.

 

[uscitizen]

Brent needs a good vacation at the Enema Emporium.