What is it with the 'car driving' analogy and dems?

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Dixie - In Memoriam

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Is anyone just getting completely tired of this worn out democrat battle cry? Bush drove us into a ditch, and now Republicans want the keys back! He put our economy in ditch... he drove off the road because he doesn't know how to drive, and we need democrats who do know how, to take the wheel and get us out of the ditch! Over and over, in every conceivable way possible, democrats are running around, STILL, repeating this stupid corny analogy? WHY?

Was there some focus-group study that showed this analogy appealed to voters? Were they all members of MADD or victims of vehicular homicide? Did they all have a DUI on their record? Nightmares of being in a car wreck? Why in the hell is this such a "go to" phrase for so many pinhead Democraps?

Here's what it's more like: Instead of a car, it's an X-15... capable of speeds up to 4,520 mph, and Bush happened to get a little squirrely with it. Now Obama and the Democrats are attempting to drive it like a car, as it bottoms out through some ravine like the desert floor of the Grand Canyon!

BUT...This is how they are behaving....

For God sakes America... take the keys!! :eek3:
 
Is anyone just getting completely tired of this worn out democrat battle cry? Bush drove us into a ditch, and now Republicans want the keys back! He put our economy in ditch... he drove off the road because he doesn't know how to drive, and we need democrats who do know how, to take the wheel and get us out of the ditch! Over and over, in every conceivable way possible, democrats are running around, STILL, repeating this stupid corny analogy? WHY?
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Because it's true.
 
Dixie said:
Is anyone just getting completely tired of this worn out democrat battle cry? Bush drove us into a ditch, and now Republicans want the keys back! He put our economy in ditch... he drove off the road because he doesn't know how to drive, and we need democrats who do know how, to take the wheel and get us out of the ditch! Over and over, in every conceivable way possible, democrats are running around, STILL, repeating this stupid corny analogy? WHY?

Was there some focus-group study that showed this analogy appealed to voters? Were they all members of MADD or victims of vehicular homicide? Did they all have a DUI on their record? Nightmares of being in a car wreck? Why in the hell is this such a "go to" phrase for so many pinhead Democraps?

Here's what it's more like: Instead of a car, it's an X-15... capable of speeds up to 4,520 mph, and Bush happened to get a little squirrely with it. Now Obama and the Democrats are attempting to drive it like a car, as it bottoms out through some ravine like the desert floor of the Grand Canyon!

BUT...This is how they are behaving....
YouTube - Lucy & Desi Parody

For God sakes America... take the keys!! :eek3:
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Check the rocks at 6:00 minutes.
 
Dixie said:
I wouldn't tongue your balls with Mott's tongue! Retard!
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Oh, but I think you would. My primary operative theory is that you are a spoof. My secondary operative theory is that you are a severely repressed homosexual that would love to tongue my balls and wouldn't mind if you got a taste of the 2-hole.
 
Hey, you're talking about an administration that got their first campaign slogan from a preschool TV show: Bob the Builder: "Can we build it? Yes We Can!" It's about their mental level.
 
Actually, a better car analogy. Your name is Bill, and you just bought a brand new car and paid cash for; no debt.

Your brother-in law George stops over, and you show him the car. He says it's a piece of shit. But George steals the extra set of keys from your younger brother Al and the brother-in law takes off on a joy ride. He smashes up the car, trashes the interior and brings it back smashed, trashed, no oil in the engine, coolant in the radiator and no gas in the tank.

George throws the keys at you and says: "I TOLD you it was a piece of shit!"
 
Bfgrn said:
Actually, a better car analogy. Your name is Bill, and you just bought a brand new car and paid cash for; no debt.

Your brother-in law George stops over, and you show him the car. He says it's a piece of shit. But George steals the extra set of keys from your younger brother Al and the brother-in law takes off on a joy ride. He smashes up the car, trashes the interior and brings it back smashed, trashed, no oil in the engine, coolant in the radiator and no gas in the tank.

George throws the keys at you and says: "I TOLD you it was a piece of shit!"
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Man, you guys are hung up on the car thing. Like I said, it's more like an X-15, bottoming out along the floor of the Grand Canyon at Mach 4, and you morons have no idea you're even flying a plane, you think you're driving a car!

You know it's funny, pinheads accuse conservatives of wanting to live in "Ozzie and Harriet" world, but it seems to be the pinheads who are stuck in the past. You keep talking about someone who was president two years ago, and act like we are in 1964, and the TEA Party is a bunch of Bull Connors with fire hoses, while people need universal health care because they are all dying in the street like 1349 Europe. You spend your time protesting a war that is already over. You want to 'transform' America to a new innovative political system that died at the end of the Cold War!
 
I’ve been using an analogy quite a bit, so I’ve got to make sure to use it here.

Imagine the Republicans driving our economy into the ditch, and it’s a deep ditch, and they and their buddies somehow walk away from the accident, but the car is still down there.

So, we put on our boots and we rappel down into the ditch, and it’s muddy and hot, and there are bugs there, and we’re pushing on this car, trying to get it out of the ditch, pushing and pushing, and every once in a while we look up, and there are the Republicans, they’re up there, you know, slipping on a Slurpee and fanning themselves.

And we’ll ask them, “Why don’t you come down here?”, and they say, “No, no, but you guys aren’t pushing hard enough. You’re not pushing the right way.”

Finally, we get the car up on level ground.

We’re ready to move forward.

The car is banged up.

It needs some bodywork.

It needs a tune up, but it’s ready to move in the right direction, and we get this tap on our shoulders.

We look back.

Lo and behold, it’s the Republicans, and what are they saying?

They’re saying, “We want the keys back.”

You cannot have the keys back.

You don’t know how to drive.

You can ride with us, but you’ll have to be in the back seat.

We’re going to put middle-class families in the front seat.

We’re driving for them.

When you want to go forward, you put your car in “D.”

When you want to go backwards, you put it in “R” .

I want to go forward.

If we give them the keys back, the other side has said they are going to cut taxes for millionaires and billionaires, costing us $700 billion, and to help pay for it, they’re going to cut education spending by 20 percent.
 
Thanks, Mr. President.

I'll break it down for Dick-see.

Imagine the Republicans flying our economy into the ditch, and it’s a deep ditch, and they and their buddies somehow walk away from the accident, but the F-15 is still down there.

So, we put on our boots and we rappel down into the ditch, and it’s muddy and hot, and there are bugs there, and we’re pushing on this F-15, trying to get it out of the ditch, pushing and pushing, and every once in a while we look up, and there are the Republicans, they’re up there, you know, slipping on a Slurpee and fanning themselves.

And we’ll ask them, “Why don’t you come down here?”, and they say, “No, no, but you guys aren’t pushing hard enough. You’re not pushing the right way.”

Finally, we get the F-15 up on level ground.

We’re ready to move forward.

The F-15 is banged up.

It needs some bodywork.

It needs a tune up, but it’s ready to move in the right direction, and we get this tap on our shoulders.

We look back.

Lo and behold, it’s the Republicans, and what are they saying?

They’re saying, “We want the controls back.”

You cannot have the controls back.

You don’t know how to fly.

You can ride with us, but you’ll have to be in the back seat.

We’re going to put middle-class families in the front seat.

We’re flying for them.

When you want to take off, you put your F-15 in “D.”

When you want to crash, you put it in “R” .

I want to take off.

If we give them the controls back, the other side has said they are going to cut taxes for millionaires and billionaires, costing us $700 billion, and to help pay for it, they’re going to cut education spending by 20 percent.
 
Dixie said:
Man, you guys are hung up on the car thing. Like I said, it's more like an X-15, bottoming out along the floor of the Grand Canyon at Mach 4, and you morons have no idea you're even flying a plane, you think you're driving a car!

You know it's funny, pinheads accuse conservatives of wanting to live in "Ozzie and Harriet" world, but it seems to be the pinheads who are stuck in the past. You keep talking about someone who was president two years ago, and act like we are in 1964, and the TEA Party is a bunch of Bull Connors with fire hoses, while people need universal health care because they are all dying in the street like 1349 Europe. You spend your time protesting a war that is already over. You want to 'transform' America to a new innovative political system that died at the end of the Cold War!
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You are the biggest pin-head and partisan hack on this board. I lived in the real "Ozzie and Harriet" days, an era created by liberal policy and government before the Reagan revolution began the destruction of this country and the war criminal Bush almost completed.

Your analogies are rife with irony, and they are deeply rooted in 'projection'. YOU are the one who wants to put Bush in office in 1964, so the devastating effects to this country caused BY your man crush are not his fault...THEY ARE! And the will be for a long time. Your beloved war criminal despot was in office very short 2 years ago. America will need decades to dig out from the rubble of the most incompetent and failed presidency in our history.


"I always believed as a speechwriter that if you could persuade the president to commit himself to certain words, he would feel himself committed to the ideas that underlay those words. And the big shock to me has been that although the president said the words, he just did not absorb the ideas. And that is the root of, maybe, everything."
David Frum - Speechwriter for George W. Bush
 
You are the biggest pin-head and partisan hack on this board. I lived in the real "Ozzie and Harriet" days, an era created by liberal policy and government before the Reagan revolution began the destruction of this country and the war criminal Bush almost completed.
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No, you lived in the "Sonny and Cher" days, where everyone wore peace beads and smoked dope while protesting Vietnam, and you missed those days so much, you had to try and relive them again. You can take the DNC platform for McGovern and the DNC platform for Obama, and aside from a few changes in phraseology, they are the same.

The only thing Bush 'almost completed' was destroying Conservatism, by trying to appease Liberal democrats with his compassion.
 
Dixie said:
No, you lived in the "Sonny and Cher" days, where everyone wore peace beads and smoked dope while protesting Vietnam, and you missed those days so much, you had to try and relive them again. You can take the DNC platform for McGovern and the DNC platform for Obama, and aside from a few changes in phraseology, they are the same.

The only thing Bush 'almost completed' was destroying Conservatism, by trying to appease Liberal democrats with his compassion.
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Try and relive them, I never left them!

I got you, babe, I got you babe, I GOT you BABE!!!!!!

Compassion for war! I got you babe!
 
Dixie said:
No, you lived in the "Sonny and Cher" days, where everyone wore peace beads and smoked dope while protesting Vietnam, and you missed those days so much, you had to try and relive them again. You can take the DNC platform for McGovern and the DNC platform for Obama, and aside from a few changes in phraseology, they are the same.

The only thing Bush 'almost completed' was destroying Conservatism, by trying to appease Liberal democrats with his compassion.
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What's wrong with the Sonny and Cher days?

In case you weren't here the 60s was the freedom decade. People opened their eyes. The greatest event, in hindsight, was "Hell no, we won't go". That was the first time a people stood up to their government and refused to go to war. Do you have any idea what that represented in terms of evolution, of awakening?

Along with that racial and sexual equality were addressed. It was truly an enlightening time, not just in the US.
 
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