Whatever goes invites you all to play werewolf

Go have a drink-I suggest a shot of humor with a dash wit~

YEAH!! How DARE he interrupt you while yer busy sucking up to Grind!

How dare he interrupt you while you are dangling those flapping, fried-egg AA's in front of Grind in another nauseating attempt at God-knows-what?
 
YEAH!! How DARE he interrupt you while yer busy sucking up to Grind!

How dare he interrupt you while you are dangling those flapping, fried-egg AA's in front of Grind in another nauseating attempt at God-knows-what?

Speaking of dangling, flapping, fried-egg AA's; how are those man-boobs of yours hanging?
 
:rofl: Ya nailed the fat-rat bastard!

I'm sorry...shouldn't the board's resident "Chatty Cathy Cougar" be busy trying to sweet talk Grind into coming within 10 feet of her dried up mommy-box?

Ya got a nibble last night...which suggests there may actually be enough alcohol on the planet to get him to consider you "attractive"...don't give up so soon!
 
I'm sorry...shouldn't the board's resident "Chatty Cathy Cougar" be busy trying to sweet talk Grind into coming within 10 feet of her dried up mommy-box?

Ya got a nibble last night...which suggests there may actually be enough alcohol on the planet to get him to consider you "attractive"...don't give up so soon!

But the real question is, is there enough alcohol on the planet that will ever create another opportunity for you to ever sire another offspring.
 
But the real question is, is there enough alcohol on the planet that will ever create another opportunity for you to ever sire another offspring.

Ahhhh...the noble old fossil comes riding in to "rescue" his damsel in distress.

Hate to burst your bubble, but she's into younger men now...the "Cougar" way, don't ya know.

...geriatric old fossils like you can't apply for that "job" anymore.
 
Ahhhh...the noble old fossil comes riding in to "rescue" his damsel in distress.

Hate to burst your bubble, but she's into younger men now...the "Cougar" way, don't ya know.

...geriatric old fossils like you can't apply for that "job" anymore.

So your wife is now a cougar, who's now into younger men!! :whoa:
That was probably information that you could have left unsaid. :awesome:
 
So your wife is now a cougar, who's now into younger men!! :whoa:
That was probably information that you could have left unsaid. :awesome:

Was I referring to my wife?

Then you should be able to show some proof to back that allegation up.

But then...we all know that USF don't do "proof"...just lies.
 
But the real question is, is there enough alcohol on the planet that will ever create another opportunity for you to ever sire another offspring.

Ahhhh...the noble old fossil comes riding in to "rescue" his damsel in distress.

Hate to burst your bubble, but she's into younger men now...the "Cougar" way, don't ya know.

...geriatric old fossils like you can't apply for that "job" anymore.

So your wife is now a cougar, who's now into younger men!! :whoa:
That was probably information that you could have left unsaid. :awesome:

Was I referring to my wife?

Then you should be able to show some proof to back that allegation up.

But then...we all know that USF don't do "proof"...just lies.

Well I sure wasn't suggesting that would ever have an opportunity with anyone other then your wife; so it is apparent that I wasn't even sure you would even have a second chance with her, unless liberal amounts of alcohol was used to pry her from her good senses.
 
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