What's Your Opinion? Literal or Revisionist?

I can't help it Damo can't keep his servers up! If two people are all that is here, it's not my problem! :p

Besides, I don't post so that I can have a lot of people listen to me and read what I have to say. If that was my intended purpose, I would call myself Beefy and find an avatar of a big fat guy! If that sort of thing was important to me, I would call myself Care4All and claim the moral high ground on your ass. I don't give a shit if NO people read what I post! I don't care if I don't win friendship here, I don't need it, don't want it, couldn't care less about it, to be honest. If I were here to make friends, I would call myself Immie and refuse to even post on this 'board of rebellion' to show SR my devotion and loyalty. And if I were a pea-brained moron who didn't have sense enough to come in out of the rain, I might try to act like I didn't read Dixies crap anymore, and call myself a waterlogged swamp tree!


Beefy, is that why you have that picture? So that people will listen to you and read what you have to say?

I'll tell you the truth, I don't think it's bringing in the numbers. Not what I'd call a master PR move. I can do better for you if you are looking to get your cyber Nielson ratings up. Let's talk.
 
Beefy, is that why you have that picture? So that people will listen to you and read what you have to say?


As usual, Dixie has proven to be a master psychologist and has psychoanalyzed me to the envy of all great thinkers in the field.

I selected the big fat guy so that would would listen to and love me!

Oh, how I lament those who prefer to call themselves living legends, for they truly shall inherit the Earth.
 
I'm glad you have a couple posters that still talk to you. Frankly, you're getting boring. Especially after you admitted that your whole internet persona is basically an act, because you have to keep your "image" up. As for me? I prefer honest posters, not trolls. You're getting boring man.

too bad you banished yourself from fullpolitics. I suspect from now on, your down to about one or two people who read your stupid crap.

Just an act ? LOL, he is just trying to climb out of the dumber than shit hole.

Anyone buying this ?
 
I selected the big fat guy so that would would listen to and love me!

Well of course! Everyone loves a fat guy! Remember Chris Farley in Tommy Boy? ....Fat guy in a little coat... fat guy in a little coat... *rip*

Of course, you seriously misconstrued the context of what I said, but what else is new? I could come here and post that the sky is blue, and it would take about 30 seconds for some idiot to claim I said the sky was the only thing that was blue in the universe. I could say, any liquid is wet, and some pinhead would argue that I said all liquids are the same thing. It doesn't matter what I say anymore, it is going to be filtered through your pinhead logic reduction filter, and spat back at me.

I simply said, if I were intent on people listening to me and hearing what I had to say, I would have been you and not me. It's important to you, that people listen to your libertarian idiocy and blather! Remember when you used to spend all your time at politics.com trying to recruit new libertarians?

Here is the deal, like it or not, I am who I am, and I ain't likely to change anytime soon. If you like me, fine! If you don't, fine too! I don't come here and post to be "liked" by anyone. Much like Ann Coulter, I really don't give a fuck if you don't like me, that is kind of the whole point! If I ever came here and found these idiots like uscidiot and Jarhead agreeing with me and telling me what a good post I made, I think I would contemplate suicide. Once you have reduced yourself to that level of stupidity, there is just no more hope left for you, and it would be better to just die an insignificant death than to further embarrass yourself.
 
I selected the big fat guy so that would would listen to and love me!

Well of course! Everyone loves a fat guy! Remember Chris Farley in Tommy Boy? ....Fat guy in a little coat... fat guy in a little coat... *rip*

LOL Yes, everyone does indeed love a fat guy in a little coat.

Of course, you seriously misconstrued the context of what I said, but what else is new? I could come here and post that the sky is blue, and it would take about 30 seconds for some idiot to claim I said the sky was the only thing that was blue in the universe. I could say, any liquid is wet, and some pinhead would argue that I said all liquids are the same thing. It doesn't matter what I say anymore, it is going to be filtered through your pinhead logic reduction filter, and spat back at me.

Actually Dix, I was responding to an inquiry by our thirstiest poster - Darla. I was merely commenting that the assertion that I put up a ridiculous picture of a self depricating fat dude to get taken seriously is indeed a bad misread at best.

I simply said, if I were intent on people listening to me and hearing what I had to say, I would have been you and not me. It's important to you, that people listen to your libertarian idiocy and blather! Remember when you used to spend all your time at politics.com trying to recruit new libertarians?

I'm horribly embarrassed that you remember that. Look, I had just been dumped by my fiancee, found out she was doing a guy with a bigger Peter than me, and I took to strongly identifying with the Libertarian Party. I have since left the party and am now registered independent.

Here is the deal, like it or not, I am who I am, and I ain't likely to change anytime soon. If you like me, fine! If you don't, fine too! I don't come here and post to be "liked" by anyone. Much like Ann Coulter, I really don't give a fuck if you don't like me, that is kind of the whole point! If I ever came here and found these idiots like uscidiot and Jarhead agreeing with me and telling me what a good post I made, I think I would contemplate suicide. Once you have reduced yourself to that level of stupidity, there is just no more hope left for you, and it would be better to just die an insignificant death than to further embarrass yourself.

It sure sounds like you put a lot of stock in what others say, especially for a guy who doesn't "care what other people think". I try not to get so emotionally attached to faceless names on the internets so as to contemplate taking my own life upon the realization that one of them might agree with me.

But I do like you Dix. You are a source of great joy to me and the rest of the world. You, in your own special way, help to explain why this world is stuck in the fucked up state of affairs that it is. You give many people here a glowing insight into the insanity of self destruction, and the indifference to human life in general. Thank you for that.
 
You give many people here a glowing insight into the insanity of self destruction, and the indifference to human life in general. Thank you for that.

Self destruction? How is that? I love myself, and would never intentionally do anything to hurt myself. How have I been 'indifferent' to human life? I value human life more than you do, we just have different perspectives and opinions.

I'm sorry you misinterpreted my previous comment as some kind of 'suicide threat', it wasn't intended to be. I have never known what it's like to want to take my own life, and can't imagine ever being that messed up, but if I came here and saw absolute morons and idiots thinking I made perfect sense to them, and heaping pinhead praise on me, well, I might actually think about preserving my remaining dignity and ending it all before I made any more of a fool of myself. That's all I was saying.

Haven't any of you figured it out yet? I'm never going to change your mind, and you are never going to change mine, that is why we are here. Getting upset about that, and trying to damage the credibility and integrity of others because you're mad, is pretty damn transparent and silly. I'm not saying I am not guilty of this, I do it too, but I only do it to encourage you to continue, I like it when you act transparent and silly! I have no problem with pretending to be transparent and silly with you, if it keeps you acting that way, because I think I make my point brilliantly, and most of you never even realize it.
 
I have no problem with pretending to be transparent and silly with you, if it keeps you acting that way, because I think I make my point brilliantly, and most of you never even realize it.


LOL Don't hurt your arm patting yourself on the back there fellah.

The self-destructive quality that you exude is the relentless justification for mistakes that your heroes make. The reality that you don't bother with real, honest empirical facts, but rather, make them up to suit your heroes agendas doesn't help either.

Yes Dix, you can put up a well written, thoughtful blog. And if I so desired, I could sculpt a taj mahal out of rat feces. It would require much thought and creativity, but when it all boils down, it would still be a pile of shit.

You'll never see the world the way I see it and Vice Versa. I'll agree with that. The difference is that your way makes a lot of parents lose children, and a lot of children lose parents.

And for what? What have we gained for the loss of these 3000+ dead men and the 13000+ maimed?

Tell me our gain. And don't make up a bunch of phony statistics.
 
The self-destructive quality that you exude is the relentless justification for mistakes that your heroes make.

My heroes are all dead.

The reality that you don't bother with real, honest empirical facts, but rather, make them up to suit your heroes agendas doesn't help either.

I don't make things up. I certainly don't portray things as they aren't , like you do. You all want to come here and convey this image of Iraq being this godforsaken hellhole that is chewing up an entire generation of young men in uniform, like Vietnam did... and that simply isn't the case. I confront this outright LIE with truth, and you start squawking at me!

Yes Dix, you can put up a well written, thoughtful blog.

Thank you.

And if I so desired, I could sculpt a taj mahal out of rat feces.

I seriously doubt this, but if you want to try....

It would require much thought and creativity,

Not to mention a lot of rat shit!

but when it all boils down, it would still be a pile of shit.

Naw, it would be the Taj Mahal, except made out of rat shit! People would pay to see it! You would be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams! ET would interview you, they would talk about you on the Daily Show, and parody you on SNL! Donald Trump might even express an interest, and you might spark an international phenomenon! They could end up remodeling the white house and capitol building from rat shit! They would proclaim you the rat shit king!

...I think you should go for it Beefy! I mean, what do you have to lose?
You certainly know enough rats!

You'll never see the world the way I see it and Vice Versa.

Gaul darn, I think I heard that somewhere before???? Oh yeah..."Haven't any of you figured it out yet? I'm never going to change your mind, and you are never going to change mine, that is why we are here." I said that!

The difference is that your way makes a lot of parents lose children, and a lot of children lose parents.

And your way causes more to be lost later, after your lazy fat ass is gone. As I also said, we have different perspectives. Do you honestly think I have the position and view I have, without regard for the people who are going to die implementing it? Do you think trying to guilt me into submission is going to work? Maybe if you tug at my heartstrings and make me see this is killing people? Beefy, I realize people are dying in Iraq, I regret that they have to. Sometimes, this is what it takes to get the job done, and you have to suck it up and continue, because to retreat now would be to abandon the cause those people died for.

And for what? What have we gained for the loss of these 3000+ dead men and the 13000+ maimed?

This is the whole problem in a nutshell, summed up in this very thought! You can't see any justification or reason whatsoever, and you never will. For what? Well, for abso-fucking-loutely NOTHING if you get your way!

I'm a pretty objective and reasonable person, if I saw the US in some catastrophic bloodbath of 'Vietnam-like' proportions, I would be just as opposed to this war as you are, and demanding we come home now. Apparently, you see this, it's how you view Iraq, and nothing I can tell you will ever change your mind, it's made up.

Tell me our gain. And don't make up a bunch of phony statistics.

I haven't made up any phony statistic, just revealing some objective analysis. Iraq isn't Vietnam, and it never will be, that's just a fact. As far as wars go, Iraq is a dwarf among all others in terms of casualty and death, again, that isn't made up, that is just a fact of the matter you need to accept. I'm not making any of this shit up, just trying to bring Iraq back into proper perspective here, from the loony left-wing propaganda notion that Iraq is another Vietnam.

Let's objectively look at the situation, I know you have it in you to do that, right? Iraq has established a functional democracy. They have held several elections, and are moving along rather well for a country that has never done democracy before! At the current time, they have some security trained and ready, they are handling most of the security details in Iraq at this time. There are isolated problems, and isolated trouble areas, and these result in sporadic violence and the occasional bomb, that kills innocent Iraqis or American servicemen. The groups responsible make up a very small portion of the people of Iraq, the vast and overwhelming majority of Iraq is on-board with the whole Unity Government democracy thing, and anxious to vote again. Things are improving in Iraq daily, but you don't hear of positive news, if it bleeds, it leads... and so, you always hear of the people who died here or there in some attack or bombing, and you never hear of the progress and improvement happening daily, steadily, slowly but surely.

The way I see it, we are at a point where it would be stupid beyond belief to just give up and leave! WHY? Because a few cowardly scum buckets killed some people with their terrorist bomb? That's a nice way to combat terror! Tuck your tail between your legs and run away because they are killing too many people! And the thing about it is, the Iraqi's CAN'T run away! They are stuck there! You are fine and dandy with just telling them to kiss your big fat Eric Cartman sized ass! Screw you guys, I'm going home!
 
Beefy, you're all into the trivia and history stuff... Answer this one...

What was the last military battle in the Iraq War, and what were the reported casualty rates for both sides in that battle? Let's see if you can actually come up with some dates and numbers for us!
 
Especially after you admitted that your whole internet persona is basically an act, because you have to keep your "image" up. As for me? I prefer honest posters, not trolls. You're getting boring man.


Hmmmm I have suspected that for some time. The same with SR and Brent.
Brent is actually a staff writer for The Daily Show trying out new material.

Dixie is actually Al Franken's less funny former partner, Tom Davis.
 
Ornut, you aren't even funny when you attempt to tell a joke! Allow me to try your method.... Ornut is really the Rush Limbaugh call screener, Mr. Snerdly! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! (...see? not funny!)

Now, me explaining to Beefy why he had a brilliant idea to reconstruct the TajMahal out of rat shit? THAT was comedic genius! :D
 
Now, me explaining to Beefy why he had a brilliant idea to reconstruct the TajMahal out of rat shit? THAT was comedic genius!

Yeah, you're a real wit. Oscar Wilde must be shaking in his grave that you'll take his place on the pantheon of comedy greats.....
 
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