Amusing? Is that your rationale? I rather think that you find me stimulating and irresistable. And you can continue to make irresponsible accusations that "hold no water" about me...if you were here, I'd gladly show you how much of a coward I am. And I have never abused a woman....I'm gay. My interest, love or otherwise, is in members of my own sex. Think about it. The reason women are attracted to gay men, is that they find them "non-threatening", so your babble doesn't even make any sense. You keep talking about me, as if you know me, but you don't. Again, you show your obsession with me, that you want to categorize as "amusement". Ask around to see if anyone believes that crap. Sayonara.
Frankly, the only woman I would even think about slapping, is your wife....for marrying an idiot loser like you...but I'm sure you have that area already covered.