Who Survives?

[Mott the Hoople]

A compasionate conservative, an effective libertarian, a tax and spend liberal and a solvent socialist are all thrown into a pit filled with man eating tigers. One survives. Which one is it?

 

[WinterBorn]

A compasionate conservative, an effective libertarian, a tax and spend liberal and a solvent socialist are all thrown into a pit filled with man eating tigers. One survives. Which one is it?

The compassionate conservative, effective libertarian and solvent socialist are imaginary creatures, so they can't be the answer.

The tax & spend liberal?

 

[Mott the Hoople]

Give the man a cigar! LOL

 

[SmarterthanYou]

A compasionate conservative, an effective libertarian, a tax and spend liberal and a solvent socialist are all thrown into a pit filled with man eating tigers. One survives. Which one is it?

besides the crap someone spewed about 3 not existing, I'll say the effective libertarian. he's most likely the only one with a gun.

 

[Mott the Hoople]

besides the crap someone spewed about 3 not existing, I'll say the effective libertarian. he's most likely the only one with a gun.

Really? Show me one. I can certainly show you a tax and spend liberal! LOL

 

[WinterBorn]

besides the crap someone spewed about 3 not existing, I'll say the effective libertarian. he's most likely the only one with a gun.

I spewed that crap, thank you very much. And it was quality crap!

Actually, the libertarian, being armed, would not have been in a position to be thrown into the pit. So the results are the same.

 

[AmericaROCKS! JesusWALKS!]

liburals are a bunch of pussy girls and would suck the tiger off before doing anything about it. so it definitely wouldn't be them

 

[WinterBorn]

liburals are a bunch of pussy girls and would suck the tiger off before doing anything about it. so it definitely wouldn't be them

You really should wipe the tiger sperm off your face before you go saying that sort of shit.

 

[SmarterthanYou]

I spewed that crap, thank you very much. And it was quality crap!

while it was indeed well thought out and full of quality, it was still crap.

Actually, the libertarian, being armed, would not have been in a position to be thrown into the pit. So the results are the same.

I agree.

 

[WinterBorn]

while it was indeed well thought out and full of quality, it was still crap.



I agree.

So you agree with my secondary crap, but not my primary crap?

 

[PostmodernProphet]

you're all wrong....the survivor was the tiger.....

 

[SmarterthanYou]

So you agree with my secondary crap, but not my primary crap?

I agree with it all.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

The tax and spend liberal and the solvent socialist are the only ones that aren't obese.

 

[Damocles]

A compasionate conservative, an effective libertarian, a tax and spend liberal and a solvent socialist are all thrown into a pit filled with man eating tigers. One survives. Which one is it?

A tiger survives, he eats the "Tax and Spend Liberal." All the other things are figments of your imagination.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

A tiger survives, he eats the "Tax and Spend Liberal." All the other things are figments of your imagination.

There are several tigers. None of them are contestants for survivors.

 

[Damocles]

There are several tigers. None of them are contestants for survivors.

There is nothing that excludes the tigers from survival. And apparently you can't read.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

There is nothing that excludes the tigers from survival. And apparently you can't read.

There are four contestants for survival. None of the tigers are one of them. The tigers are obstacles in the game. Saying they survive is like saying the baseball wins. You are trying to be sly here, and failing.

 

[Damocles]

There are four contestants for survival. None of the tigers are one of them. The tigers are obstacles in the game. Saying they survive is like saying the baseball wins. You are trying to be sly here, and failing.

Except I'm not. There is nothing in the original post that excludes the tigers from survival. You are just making inane "rules" on a silly joke.

 

[PostmodernProphet]

There are several tigers. None of them are contestants for survivors.

tigerophobe....

 

[Minister of Truth]

The tax and spend liberal and the solvent socialist are the only ones that aren't obese.

Only because of their government-funded liposuction. Sitting on your ass all day while the government wipes it for you is no way to fight off obesity...