Why Americans should not be allowed to travel

[Thorn]

Three blondes are trying to figure out a way to cross a river. Then a fairy appears and offers them one wish each. The first one wishes to fly, but as she flys across an aligator jumps up and eats her. The second blonde wishes for a motor boat to go across the river, but as she gets in, she realizes there is no gas in the boat to go anywhere!
The third blonde thinks for a while, then makes her decision. She wishes to be a brunette and as her hair is changing colors she starts to walk. She waves goodbye to her blonde friends and crosses the bridge.

 

[Minister of Truth]

The way I heard the joke, the first blonde wishes to be 10% smarter, turns into a red head and fails; the second wishes to be 25% smarter, turns into a brunette and still fails; and the third wishes to be 50% smarter, turns into a man, and walks accross the bridge. Its kind of sexist, though.