Today I am throwing my hat in the Democrat Party cesspool for the presidential nomination. No Joke. If Democrats can run as Republicans (Mitt Romney did it) there is every good reason for a rock-ribbed conservative to run as a Democrat. Democrats are so goddamned stupid they might elect me if I promise (not keep) to give them a few items on their wish list.
Slugs and mugs are crawling out from under their rocks. A few like Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren believe they can get their party’s nomination and go on to win the general. The rest of them are in it for the money. Every wannabe knows that Democrats looking for more free stuff will donate a few bucks to anybody. Even the sludge at the bottom of the Democrat barrel will scoop up a few million before they drop out:
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/s...uing-Against-Each-Other&p=2851870#post2851870
Should a rock-ribbed parasite beat me out Democrats will have contributed millions to my campaign:
After I cut up my take with network decision makers for the coverage I will have enough left over to soften my final days before the world comes to an end in 2030.
I will announce where Democrats can send the money as soon as I decide which state I claim as home.
Note that Ted Kennedy’s 47 years in the Senate convinced me that Massachusetts was home to the dumbest voters in the country. That was long before Cherokee set up her teepee in Harvard. So if Baked Beans are stupid enough to give money to a fake Indian there has to be enough dimwits to go around. An overabundance of dumbbells is why I am leaning towards MA although California is running a close second.
Slugs and mugs are crawling out from under their rocks. A few like Joe Biden and Elizabeth Warren believe they can get their party’s nomination and go on to win the general. The rest of them are in it for the money. Every wannabe knows that Democrats looking for more free stuff will donate a few bucks to anybody. Even the sludge at the bottom of the Democrat barrel will scoop up a few million before they drop out:
Many candidates only run to build war chests. Such candidates have no intention of wining so they hang onto the money they get. Any money leftover can be used to buy influence in the party. A frugal candidate can hang onto to most of the money they receive in donations.
https://www.justplainpolitics.com/s...uing-Against-Each-Other&p=2851870#post2851870
Should a rock-ribbed parasite beat me out Democrats will have contributed millions to my campaign:
After I cut up my take with network decision makers for the coverage I will have enough left over to soften my final days before the world comes to an end in 2030.
I will announce where Democrats can send the money as soon as I decide which state I claim as home.
Note that Ted Kennedy’s 47 years in the Senate convinced me that Massachusetts was home to the dumbest voters in the country. That was long before Cherokee set up her teepee in Harvard. So if Baked Beans are stupid enough to give money to a fake Indian there has to be enough dimwits to go around. An overabundance of dumbbells is why I am leaning towards MA although California is running a close second.
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