Why Quarterbacks should have short last names

[Socrtease]

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

Reef sandals are extremely comfortable.

 

[Minister of Truth]

That Romo chick brings out the emoticon in me...

Yeah, Baby! Go Cowboys! Uhh! (Such I lier I can be for her, seeing as how I hate the Cowgirls...)

Water can have the Roethlisberger chick...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Man..

Who's the first girl?

 

[Minister of Truth]

I dunno, but I want to enter hard right below the 9.

 

[Cancel 2016.2]

I dunno, but I want to enter hard right below the 9.

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

 

[Epicurus]

LOL @ Virgin Lust.

Brent would condemn you both as traitors.

 

[Epicurus]

Btw wtf is wrong with that 2nd woman's skin?

She appears to have been flogged in the legs or suffered frostbite for an extended period of time.

 

[Damocles]

It's called cellulite.

 

[Minister of Truth]

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

LOL Unfortunately the Owned emoticon can only be used to represent me and #9 (horny guy and a hot lady), but not Water and #7...

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

water was thinking the same thing... except he was looking at lucky number 7

Yeah, if number seven if the first girl, then yeah. I'd give all my A's this semester to stick it in number nine. That's the most I can give up.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

It's called cellulite.

It doesn't get that bad. This woman has a medical condition.

 

[Damocles]

It doesn't get that bad. This woman has a medical condition.

Her medical condition is called "really fat", all of her other problems will stem from that.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Her medical condition is called "really fat", all of her other problems will stem from that.

Fat people don't get cellulose that bad. Either the picture was doctored or she's got something wrong with her (besides fatness your retarded fuck).

 

[Damocles]

Fat people don't get cellulose that bad. Either the picture was doctored or she's got something wrong with her (besides fatness your retarded fuck).

And do you think that "really fat" might add to the condition? Maybe even have caused that condition?

Seriously, I couldn't care less, but this woman's medical problems all stem from "really fat syndrome".

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

And do you think that "really fat" might add to the condition? Maybe even have caused that condition?

Seriously, I couldn't care less, but this woman's medical problems all stem from "really fat syndrome".

I luv u

 

[Minister of Truth]

Yuk.

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

Yuk.

Would you give up all your A's to rear end it?

 

[Minister of Truth]

Would you give up all your A's to rear end it?

I dunno what you mean by A's, but I seriously want to rear-end #9, like this

 

[FUCK THE POLICE]

(Replace Mario with WM and Princess with #9)

Oh yeah!