Why Quarterbacks should have short last names
- Thread starter Socrtease
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I prefer my partners to have "1up" 's shooting out of their ass as I screw them doggy style in a ridiculously reptitive fashion.
Epicurus
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Epicurus
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Science makes everything sound painful. Don't you watch Spoingebob Squarepants?
Minister of Truth
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Same here. But #9 is mine.
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It's not like we're talking about a scarce resource here.
There is only one #9 in the Universe.
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But she can have sex with more than one guy. Even at a time.
It is still a very limited resource. And not many guys like to share.
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It's not Threedee's property. Her vagina can go wherever it wills.
No, it can't. It can only do what she wills.
Minister of Truth
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Which, in case Waterbaby was wondering, is me.
I'm better looking, smarter, and funnier.
Minister of Truth
Practically Perfect
Wrong on the first two counts, and only correct on third count if she finds your sense of humor funny instead of depressing.
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We have to find her and see what she thinks.
Seriously, what's her name? I at least want to type it into the search engine and wack off to other pictures of her.
Minister of Truth
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I would attempt "Romo Girl." Perhaps she uses it as a screen name somewhere... You can try stalking her on MySpace.
Epicurus
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All hot girls do. THat's just common sense.