WIFEY

I just call you "Fatso", among other things. Cuts right to the chase...

LOL Like I call you "gay assfucking Nazi"?

Not that there's anything wrong with it. You're free to fuck all the asses, get your ass fucked and suck all the cock you like. :rofl2:
 
The Tech Overlords are NOT our friends.

Says the drunk who loves using the tech for free. LOL

Where's the pictures of Wifey?


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When she calls you "Honey", forget any plans you may have had for the near future.

You may end up moving a couch an inch this way or that for an hour or more.

This is why guys love yard work, she won't be approaching with weeds flying everywhere in your zone. :laugh:

Oh shit, I need to stop giving away guy secrets. :speaknoevil:
 
When she calls you "Honey", forget any plans you may have had for the near future.

You may end up moving a couch an inch this way or that for an hour or more.

Obviously you never met a woman who made it worth your while.

Is that it? You're a bottom-shelf guy? Bottom shelf liquor, bottom shelf food, bottom shelf friends, bottom shelf women?
 
Obviously you never met a woman who made it worth your while.

Is that it? You're a bottom-shelf guy? Bottom shelf liquor, bottom shelf food, bottom shelf friends, bottom shelf women?

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Ratchet ghetto dwellers dwell on the things you speak of. True Story! ;)

Fuckin' Man-Thot!

Also: Why do you think I do those things without question? I know there's rewards.
 
https://www.azcentral.com/story/money/real-estate/2018/02/27/porn-industry-couple-kevin-sandra-otterson-wifey-world-hubby-lists-paradise-valley-mansion-sale/373799002/


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https://www.azcentral.com/story/mon...lists-paradise-valley-mansion-sale/373799002/

Buyer backs out after $2.2M Paradise Valley home's porn past exposed

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“At that price point, I figured there might be some courtesy to the buyer,” Fein said. "I just can't make Thanksgiving dinner on counters where a porn star has been lounging around."

If they can afford $1.8M then they should be able to afford a maid to wipe down the counters, steam clean the carpet and repaint the walls.
 
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