WM's solution to the recession

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What would his campaign slogan be? I like the one Alice Cooper used when he ran for President in 72. Vote for Alice, a Troubled Man for Troubled Times!

my name is watermark. if you oppose me, you are a conservative evil demon. you will die.

if you follow me, you are liberal god, you will live.

-- i'm watermark, and i approved this message

 

[Mott the Hoople]

my name is watermark. if you oppose me, you are a conservative evil demon. you will die.

if you follow me, you are liberal god, you will live.

-- i'm watermark, and i approved this message

Meh, it's not very catchy.

 

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Meh, it's not very catchy.

is this better?

my name is watermark. if you oppose me, you are a conservative evil demon. you will die.

if you follow me, you are liberal god, you will live.

mott the hoople is my sword of vengence. that is all.

-- i'm watermark, and i approved this message