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I don't think that I've ever been gorped.
Is that legal? Does it feel good? Does it involve an exchange of body fluids?
You should read the World According to Gorp!
I don't think that I've ever been gorped.
Is that legal? Does it feel good? Does it involve an exchange of body fluids?
I don't think that I've ever been gorped.
Is that legal? Does it feel good? Does it involve an exchange of body fluids?
A 55 yr. old woman says she was on a date with aloysious when she was in the 9th grade.
She has asked him to the freshman dance thinking he was a nice respectable older guy.
"He was quite a bit older than me, an upperclassman, 15, possibly even 16 at the time. He came from a nice family and I know he went to church and Sunday School every Sunday.
He was one of the few guys that age that had a driver's license so I asked him to the freshman-sophomore dance.
Everything had gone well that night. It was my first real date with a guy. But as he was driving me home he put his arm around me. Then a little later he made his hand down to my right breast.
I didn't know what to do, I was in shock so I didn't do anything. I just let him feel me up.
I've been in therapy ever since. The incident ruined my life. I married, divorced, abused alcohol and had to declare bankruptcy."
Since then another woman has come forward to say when in college aloysious and her got drunk at a fraternity party. They went in one of the rooms at the fraternity house to make out but things soon got out of control. "He (aloysious) was feeling me up but then tried to put his hand under my blouse. I pushed him away and left the room. I didn't see aloysious for at least an hour after that but he later came out of the room disheveled. I think he passed out and woke up."
aloysious had no comment other than he doesn't remember the incidents and doesn't know who the women are.
"I've known aloysious for 3 months and I've always had the utmost respect for him. The entire time I've known him there's not been one complaint about his behavior toward women or anybody else for that matter," his lawyer stated.
A person of real class and manners, eh? Assuming this is the way you actually talk in real life, your female neighbors and co-workers must really dig you.
You haven't lived a full life.
I love the Onion, your writing doesn’t come close.
Irony.
Cypress is a truly sanctimonious dullard, if wit was shit he'd be constipated.
You heard right, he stalked a woman and when it came out he crawled away in disgrace like the snake that he truly is, total hypocrite.I've heard that his own behavior towards women leaves him no room to talk about the conduct of other men.
You heard right, he stalked a woman and when it came out he crawled away in disgrace like the snake that he truly is, total hypocrite.
Have you ever been kicked in your groin for doing it? You should have been.
There is currently a discussion among mods at JPP as to whether aloysiuos should be banned for violation of rule 12b although the alleged incident took place over forty years ago.
We probably need the spelling police huh, may I borrow that badge of yours?total misspelling on the title.
Should've been groped , but you know that. You never had a guy try to feel you up an as adolescent or a teenager? Jeez, you've never lived, have you?