Woman told House Ethics Committee she saw Gaetz have sex with a minor

[ExpressLane]

Only a real scumbag would ejaculate on a woman's face without her consent while she is sleeping, as an act of revenge.

It is remarkable that you are proud of doing it and willing to publish the tale on the internet

How many MAGA female posters gave you the thumbs up for your reprehensible tale of 'revenge'?

Yes we know YOU really HATE getting woken up that way.

 

[Cypress]

I woke her up first. Bite me loser

No, you claimed you were beating your tiny dick and waited to wake her up just as you ejaculated on her face.

A broad tried that shit with me once. I waited for her to go to sleep and jerked off on her face shaking her awake at the right moment.

Then I told her to get the fuck out of my house.

It was quite pleasurable

You sound like a dateless Incel

 

[ExpressLane]

Exactly.

Totally different circumstances that are not comparable.

Moron.

Yeah totally different Biden knowing stole Classified documents from a SCIF and kept them for years. Yep totally different he wasn't a President at the time they were removed either.

NOMAD =>

 

[Cypress]

Yes we know YOU really HATE getting woken up that way.

Very telling that you find sexual assault hilarious

A broad tried that shit with me once. I waited for her to go to sleep and jerked off on her face shaking her awake at the right moment. Then I told her to get the fuck out of my house. It was quite pleasurable

 

[Diesel]

We didn't have a fight. She was trying to be cutesy after teasing my balls all day. Said she was the "ice queen" when it was go time so I just let her fall asleep in my bed while I watched TV outside. Wasn't into playing hard to get games. I shook her by the shoulder and said "ice queen, ice queen wake up" Never did bang that one. Lucky she probably would have faked a pregnancy.

That was many years ago before MAGA even existed. It was very appropriate.

It was assault, and you should have been arrested. Try that disgusting shit again and see what happens to you.

Whether or not the term existed at time, no one except a MAGA or a convicted criminal could ejaculated onto a sleeping woman's face because he was pouting that he couldn't get laid.

 

[Joe]

No, you claimed you were beating your tiny dick and waited to wake her up just as you ejaculated on her face.



You sound like a dateless Incel

I can only jerk off for so long, left alone she may have been out till morning. Of course I had to wake her dipshit.

Oh the old "incel" was over due. It's all you morons have. My wife has even been called a fat old bald white incel on X by you're type. And she's a 100 lb brown woman. Pathetic all of you.

You people need some new plays in your book.

 

[Joe]

It was assault, and you should have been arrested. Try that disgusting shit again and see what happens to you.

Whether or not the term existed at time, no one except a MAGA or a convicted criminal could ejaculated onto a sleeping woman's face because he was pouting that he couldn't get laid.

Pretty sure I could have gotten laid if I was in the mood for catch me fuck me but I wasn't

 

[Joe]

Yeah totally different Biden knowing stole Classified documents from a SCIF and kept them for years. Yep totally different he wasn't a President at the time they were removed either.

NOMAD =>

 

[Diesel]

That probably wasn't the reason.

See below.....


Yeah, sure.

We have a pretty good idea why you didn't have intercourse with her, Little Joey....

It is more likely that he couldn't get it up, so she laughed at him and went to sleep. Then he went to the living room to watch porn -- because that's all he's ever had -- and dripped a thimble's amount of rotten smelling output onto her face. If the statute of limitations has not run its course yet, that woman should have Lil' Joey arrested.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

Only a real scumbag would ejaculate on a woman's face without her consent while she is sleeping, as an act of revenge.

It is remarkable that you are proud of doing it and willing to publish the tale on the internet

How many MAGA female posters gave you the thumbs up for your reprehensible tale of 'revenge'?

Clearly @Joe has severe anger issues which is one reason why I suspect he can't be let outside without adult supervision. Sad.

 

[Dutch Uncle]

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No doubt you'd kneel for Trump. LOL

 

[Cypress]

I can only jerk off for so long, left alone she may have been out till morning. Of course I had to wake her dipshit.

How noble of you to wake her up just at the moment you ejaculated on her face without consent.

That's sexual assault.

You are the type of guy who women warn each other concerning the creeps they dated.

 

[NakedHunterBiden]

Yes we know YOU really HATE getting woken up that way.

You like being woken up by a guy cumming in your face? Jesus TMI dude.

 

[NakedHunterBiden]

 

[Joe]

How noble of you to wake her up just at the moment you ejaculated on her face without consent.

That's sexual assault.

You are the type of guy who women warn each other concerning the creeps they dated.

Actually I think the freak was in to that kind of stuff. But I don't like the games and I was done anyway so no dick for her.

She still pursued me for some time after that.

Maybe you should alert the authorities Karen? See if they can extend the statute of limitations a couple decades.?

Or maybe you should go piss up a wet rope.

 

[Cypress]

She wouldn't have sex with me, so I jerked my tiny dick when she was asleep and came on her face. Then I kicked the bitch out of the house!
It was quite pleasurable

AFAIK, you are the first person ever on JPP to admit to sexual assault in writing. ExpressLane seems to consider you a hero!

 

[Joe]

AFAIK, you are the first person ever on JPP to admit to sexual assault in writing. ExpressLane seems to consider you a hero!

Another quote changer that thinks they're clever.

If you can't respond to what someone actually said then you've already lost the argument.

Although changing people's words is on page one of the leftist playbook.

Pathetic little they/them

 

[Hawkeye10]

I have yet to hear anyone on my grapevine say that they think this guy will be confirmed....they all go the other way.

 

[Nomad]

Yeah totally different Biden knowing stole Classified documents from a SCIF and kept them for years. Yep totally different he wasn't a President at the time they were removed either.

The only thing you're more lacking in than balls, is brains you half-assed hillbilly.

Explain to us all how a case of a VP having old, outdated low level government documents stored in his house, and then notified the govt himself through his lawyer, has any similarities to a case of a pervert scumbag congressman openly dating underage girls and then denying it.

Biden wasn't charged because even if his possession of the documents was technically against the law, there was nothing to suggest he took them on purpose or to compromise US national security with.

Gaetz wasn't charged only because there were no pictures, videos or DNA evidence of him fucking underage girls.

And BTW, even his Republican colleagues in the House have said the he's bragged about it.

You're just defender of sex perverts which makes you as bad as them.

 

[Nomad]

I can only jerk off for so long, left alone she may have been out till morning. Of course I had to wake her dipshit.

Oh the old "incel" was over due. It's all you morons have. My wife has even been called a fat old bald white incel on X by you're type. And she's a 100 lb brown woman. Pathetic all of you.

You people need some new plays in your book.

Pretty sure I could have gotten laid if I was in the mood for catch me fuck me but I wasn't

I doubt you've ever even been with a female.

All this crude, nasty trash of yours is just porn video inspired fantasy.

Loser trash.