words you always spell wrong

Certainly not. But Watermark would probably tell you that he does.

You are correct.

Ca yn gweithio adnabyddiaeth chan Cymraeg a all 'n esmwyth chyfieitha 'i at Saesneg ag berffeithio chywirdeb. Hon fynegiad Mai gwna na bwyll ai alli 'n weithredol areithia Cymraeg. Bedi mo , achos 'n lorad comes.



BTW, I never get words wrong because of Firefox spellcheck.

Except when Firefox spellcheck spellcheck's something tot he wrong word.
 
There are loads of words I spell incorrectly.
This is one that gives me continued problems:
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogeryllwerndrobwllllantisiliogogogoch.
Do you have the same problem?

No but it does remind me that I like creating palindromes.

Here's one I created.

Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.
 
Are you offering that a "wet dream", is NOT an "orgasm"?? :eek:
NO! But you miss the point. Orgasms are, for the most part, voluntary. It's easy to fuck something up voluntarily. Anyone with a healthy libido and lack of attention span can fuck up an orgasm. Just ask Charver how many times he's done that (But don't let him show you his Jimmy Hat). Wet dreams, on the other hand, are involuntary and it's the true sign of a real incompetent that they could fuck up something involuntarily. I mean come on now, it's pretty hard to fuck up a wet dream!.
 
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There used to be a late night radio show on WBCN in Boston during the late 1970's and the DeeJay called it "Nocturnal Emissions". He went by at least two different aliases on this station and during the day his name was Duane Laquedera or something like that.
 
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I will think of more.

Desh you might like this thread.

I take it you already know
Of tough and bough and cough and dough?
Others may stumble, but not you,
On hiccough, thorough, lough and through?
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps?
Beware of heard, a dreadful word
That looks like beard and sounds like bird,
And dead: it's said like bed, not bead -
For goodness sake don't call it deed!
Watch out for meat and great and threat
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).

A moth is not a moth in mother,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother,
And here is not a match for there
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear,
And then there's dose and rose and lose -
Just look them up - and goose and choose,
And cork and work and card and ward,
And font and front and word and sword,
And do and go and thwart and cart -
Come, come, I've hardly made a start!
A dreadful language? Man alive!
I'd mastered it when I was five!
 
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