You people are boring me right now.

Collusion is not a crime.

Unless you collude with the Russian government for the purpose of influencing a US election.

Then it's a crime.
 
To know when to mate, a male giraffe will continuously headbutt the female in the bladder until she urinates. The male then tastes the pee and that helps it determine whether the female is ovulating. —
 
Say something interesting.


Hey Rune. I tried to get Legina over here to do some circus tricks and act like a clown for your amusement, but he said his Mother has him doing the laundry right now.
I'll try again this evening if you are still bored?
 
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The actor who played Alfalfa would piss on the kleg lights to shut down production when he was being a pissy little brat. You should use that as your username.
 
Hey Rune. I tried to get Legina over here to do some circus tricks and act like a clown for your amusement, but he said his Mother has him doing the laundry right now.
I'll try again this evening if you are still bored?

Why do you think I am so bored?
Legion isn't amusing
 
Did you know 80% Percentage of American men say they would marry the same woman if they had it to do all over again?
 
Casu marzu is a Sardinian cheese that contains live maggots. The maggots can jump up to five inches out of the cheese while you're eating it, so it's a good idea to shield it with your hand to stop them jumping into your eyes.
 
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